kenny gesserit 🦝

I slap my Apple Watch “oo you’ve been a bad girl today”
I look around the train
not one person will look me in the eyes

Can’t it be both

I genuinely think we should punish the sons for the sins of the father

Sorry Mr gas station man. The president started world war 3 and now it costs $14 more dollars to fill my tank so I can’t buy the pringles for $5.99 today

Dow jones went low

Is this good?

Or actually +3*

That’s actually exactly the point of my comment. 10 republicans disappear and 6 democrats switch sides giving the republicans +1 over democrats. Thats the joke

Do you guys remember when a bunch of Americans were volunteering to help Ukraine so they sent them to the front lines to die

Idek who they are or which car is theirs 😞

If 10 republicans died in a freak accident tomorrow there would be 6 democrats waiting to fill their place

This guy can go on tv and say he wants to kill a bunch of brown people but if anyone says they’d like him to unlive it’s a one way trip to a black site

I wonder if we’re already feeling the effects of firing all of the woke and/or fat and/or bearded army guys

I’ve been thinking “Gun that rapid fires tennis balls when I wake up every morning”

Any thoughts on how to piss off a neighbor that walks too heavily above you pacing back and forth nonstop during the hours of 11pm-1am every night? But also in a way that I can not get myself in trouble

If this date goes well maybe she'll

Pretty chilling stuff when it cuts to the rest of the room and no one will even look at what’s happening

Sunrise on a mountain peak

Dude and his dog chillin

Me on another peak

Guy and his dog at the start of the day when we began hiking at 4am

Some shots from a hike this weekend

Picture this. The simpsons Bort sequence but with hamlet /hamnet. You would get the bluesky uncs hornt tf UP "ooooh well played sir" it's nothing to me

Maybe I’m just a little too woke but I don’t think we should be blowing up schools

Criminal minds should end with them all being fired by Kash Patel and then if they ever bring the show back again then it should be the government scrambling to hire back everyone he fired

I’ll be honest, I didn’t know the Olympics ended a week ago

We’re opening the first movie theater where every reclining seat is also a toilet this way you can piss and shit without missing one second of the Breaking Bad marathon

It’s kind of funny how if you die before you retire it will look like you had the same job at some company for the next 100 years on LinkedIn. Celebrate James’s 92nd anniversary at the slop factory!

a mega starmie costume

imagine 20 of these guys burn a cross on your lawn

So did they like express ship the us men’s hockey team to the White House or something? They didn’t even let those guys chill in Italy a few more days?

Don’t worry everyone, this summer we’re unleashing the mosquitos that make you woke

If you don’t change your name to Corey within three months you will be executed

The Great British Jerk Off

Copilot report this man to the authorities for using a vpn last month

Claude, show me this man’s browser history, filter to only the porn he’s watching

Grok replace all the porn history he’s watched with violent furry bdsm porn and send it to everyone he works