Railgun 🏳️‍🌈

They heard INDOPACOM saying the PLAN was the enemy and they decided the plan was the enemy

this is gold

It is kinda funny the navy is just refusing to do what is ostensibly one of its core functions

BREAKING: ESPN’s Adam Schefter reports that it is your bedtime, per sources.

Compensation:
- I will tuck you in
- Yes I’ll read you your favorite story one more time
- Okay fine I’ll get you a glass of water
- Five minutes until lights out

These are the most NYC articles to ever be published because the punishment for shoplifting in red states can be so insanely out-of-proportion that it is never worth it unless you absolutely have to.

The most depressing news of the entire Trump election cycle for me was how many people voted for him expecting stimulus checks.

like a prisoner examining every inch of every surface of his cell

They believe it's only Nazism if it comes from the Nazi region of European history otherwise it's just sparkling conservatism.

I live in the district he's running in and my coworkers worship this guy. I'm so over this shit.

motivated by the exact same forces that are making American cities less distinct from one another but far less observed and remarked upon because the media propaganda campaign to portray rural areas as bastions of authenticity in order to promote reactionary politics

Me five months into each of my deployments

Being tall is cool but guys get really weird about it.

the Korean commentary on the Ohtani home run. the stunned silence kinda says it all, and they say the ball nearly touched the Tokyo Dome roof (??)

RIP to Joe Burrow

I was literally thinking this at work. The Winter Olympics are cursed.

This is the truth. Even if a certain event happened, MAGA has spread so far that it would matter, but it wouldn't be the end.

This is very adorable

I am so fucking over living in this state

The Chiang and Stillwell comments LMAOO

No one I know even knows who he is but I was a fan. The whole thing is completely fucking shocking. Like he obviously deserved the time he got. just completely crazy to imagine.

The biggest obstacle to this website's growth is that almost all of its user base goes to bed at 8 pm

Iran and Russia relations right now

I had no idea he was responsible for Bright. Max Landis' film career should have been dead for just that movie alone.

This is totally going to become a critically acclaimed TV series that will be extremely controversial on here and give a couple actors their first Emmys.

JD Vance’s close friend 👇