Greg Samothrakis

“Rope inside the pole” - everybody else is playing checkers. Trump’s playing cheese.

Gene Hackman’s indelible performance of the line “I was very sick as a boy” from the dream sequence in The Conversation is playing itself over and over in a loop in my head today.

Knowledge is knowing Kevin Spacey played the President of the United States in House of Cards.

Wisdom is knowing Lars Mikkelsen played the President of the United States in House of Cards.

I feel like the James Woods character he is most like in real life is probably the corrupt, entitled, abusive doctor he plays in Any Given Sunday.

I went to a tattoo artist and told him to give me a tattoo of a cat, or not to give me a tattoo of a cat. I’m keeping the bandage on so I don’t know if he ripped me off. That’s Schroedinger in the wild, my friends.

Why Red, White & Blueland? Was Otisburg already taken??

After speaking with Big Balls about foreign policy issues, I am ready to vote to confirm him as Secretary of State.

-Susan Collins, 2027

Not only is William Katt still alive, he’s still acting at 73, and he looks great!

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O Pippin my Pippin

Perfect cover swap:

Radiohead does Kendrick Lamar’s “I’m Dying of Thirst” like they do “A Wolf at the Door”

K-Dot does Radiohead’s “A Wolf at the Door” like he does “I’m Dying of Thirst”

I know this term has been around for a good while now, but I still feel like using GOAT to mean Greatest of All Time sounds like some nonsense JK Rowling came up with.

Knowledge is knowing Muskenstein is the scientist.

Wisdom is knowing Muskenstein is the monster.

It never occurred to me until tonight that the oddest thing about the Kendrick/Drake feud is that both of them have duck references in their names (Kendrick’s last name is Duckworth, and a drake is a duck).

Has this been covered before? Is this the true origin of the beef??

Getting mad that government agencies would pay for a Politico Pro subscription is like getting mad at a post-production house for paying Avid and Adobe. These are tools of the trade.
Is Politico Pro really worthwhile? I have no idea. But there is no budgetary argument worth a damn concerning it.

Brian Driscoll, the acting director of the FBI, sporting curly hair, a kinda rakish jazz dirtbag moustache and beard combo, a faintly amused look in his eyes and a wry "whaddaya gonna do" smirk

I've got to say, the guy who accidentally became the Director of the FBI does 100% look like the guy who accidentally becomes the Director of the FBI in a mid-2000s comedy about a guy who accidentally becomes the Director of the FBI

St. Elon’s Fire

Man in motion Musk has become part of the Donald’s breakfast club, but sending a brat pack of kids to harass federal workers seems more Joe McCarthy than Andrew McCarthy.

by Maureen Dowd

I swear, it’s like liberals don’t even CARE about Elon becoming a trillionaire. Can you imagine the nerve?

This is what the government did with 120K+ Japanese Americans in 1942.

I know. I was there in those camps.

It’s really shameful how much Biden’s DEI policies make Trump
a disastrous president and horrible person.

Dont worry you guys, once the Mueller Report comes out everything will be fine.

Is it bad that I really want an Always Sunny episode where Dee gets and spreads Bird Flu?

Well, at least Pete Hegseth is cured of his alcoholism.

Ugh I just read that today he said he wants to get rid of solar fields, and I got sad thinking about how much I love the Mickey Mouse shaped solar fields that they have around the WDW property, and this proves both that he is BAD and also that I am CRAZY

Melania looking fetching at the inauguration

Why is Melania dressed like Cad Bane???

You guys I am the top three Legends of Gonad player in entire world. No woking neither.

Trump wants to annex Canada, which means that somewhere in Canada right now, a nun with an amazing singing voice has taken the job as a nanny for a widowed naval Captain and his 7 children.

Anybody else feel like Zuck on the Joe Rogan show is the most he’s ever seemed like Jesse Eisenberg’s portrayal of him?

You know what would be nice? A setting on Lyft/Uber where you can pre-designate that you do not want any Teslas.

To an asshole, all virtue is "virtue signaling."