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It’s me! Toronto dad / architect / Leafs fan. Let me talk to you about vapour barriers. A typo in every post, that's my guarantee.

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A photo of a green car

A photo of a green car

Not to be pedantic, Brent, but you’re flat out wrong. This car is exceptionally green, unless the sun hits it a certain way and then it’s kind of yellow.

10.03.2026 04:16 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

can cats still have little a salami, as a treat?

10.03.2026 04:13 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

my wife is an SLP who works a lot with gender affirming voice clients. not 100% sure this is approved by the professional college, but it's hard to argue with direct evidence.

04.03.2026 20:43 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Operation Epic Fury, one more piece of evidence for the Everyone is 12 theory, holy shit.

28.02.2026 13:14 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Mike Myers is a good bet I guess. He’s never been shy about being From Here.

27.02.2026 21:34 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
A man walks on the sidewalk with two small dogs in his pockets, while a duck on a leash wears shoes. It is captioned “A man with two dogs in his pockets, walking a duck wearing shoes” on a bar mid-photograph.

A man walks on the sidewalk with two small dogs in his pockets, while a duck on a leash wears shoes. It is captioned “A man with two dogs in his pockets, walking a duck wearing shoes” on a bar mid-photograph.

You wake up in the morning
With gray clouds overhead
And you struggle for the will
To rise up out of bed
The world outside is frightening
A sad and dismal place
You pray for inspiration
A moment of pure grace
Maybe there’s something out there
To take away these blues
Perhaps

27.02.2026 13:52 👍 428 🔁 120 💬 19 📌 4

Measha Brueggergosman prolly

27.02.2026 21:25 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Fuck you’re absolutely right. I don’t even know who else rounds out a top 5.

27.02.2026 21:24 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

No man I hate it, I was quite clear About that.

27.02.2026 21:21 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’ll allow it

27.02.2026 21:20 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I fucking hate when I finally get around to doing a task I’ve been putting off for a month and it takes five goddamn minutes.

27.02.2026 21:20 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
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no, bad

27.02.2026 00:53 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

But for real I always felt I was better off getting 2 hours than 4 hours.

27.02.2026 00:46 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Four and half hours of sleep is the mind killer. Four and half hours of sleep is the little death that brings total obliteration.

27.02.2026 00:45 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

you’re telling me the king jamesed this bible?

26.02.2026 23:35 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Vintage book cover featuring a close up photograph of a woman’s eye in a hypnotizing gaze. Copy and title read 

Could I Borrow

Four Thousand, Three Hundred, and Sixty-Seven Dollars?

FOR NO SPECIFIC REASON

"Reasons are like raisins - no one likes them."

A CONVINCING NOVEL BY YORE FRENDE

Vintage book cover featuring a close up photograph of a woman’s eye in a hypnotizing gaze. Copy and title read Could I Borrow Four Thousand, Three Hundred, and Sixty-Seven Dollars? FOR NO SPECIFIC REASON "Reasons are like raisins - no one likes them." A CONVINCING NOVEL BY YORE FRENDE

really good book that everyone should read right now

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29.04.2025 16:37 👍 2598 🔁 419 💬 54 📌 26
Rebecca Ferguson (Mission Impossible actress)
@rebeccaferguson.com

This is actress Rebecca Ferguson, the real one and not a scam. Accept my private message request.

why on earth would you message me if you were real

I need you to watch my movies.

the scam is just messaging individual people to watch rebecca ferguson movies?

I have been a fan of yours ever since I read a post about how you sneezed so hard the yellow acorn flew off your penis shaft.
In Dune 2 I played the powerful mother of a thin desert boy.

Rebecca Ferguson (Mission Impossible actress) @rebeccaferguson.com This is actress Rebecca Ferguson, the real one and not a scam. Accept my private message request. why on earth would you message me if you were real I need you to watch my movies. the scam is just messaging individual people to watch rebecca ferguson movies? I have been a fan of yours ever since I read a post about how you sneezed so hard the yellow acorn flew off your penis shaft. In Dune 2 I played the powerful mother of a thin desert boy.

"Bluesky doesn't have the juice."
"Real media access is still only on Twitter."
"No one important uses or will ever use this site."

Skill issue. If you post good, the right people will figure out how to get in touch with you.

26.02.2026 16:40 👍 10053 🔁 2228 💬 79 📌 64

I just got a survey this morning about mayoral candidates and this was a tough question to answer. Luckily (fingers crossed) we won’t be forced to make this call.

26.02.2026 18:37 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s not even the printer that’s the problem it’s something with the spooler that convinces my computer the printers don’t exist. Never heard of them.

26.02.2026 17:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m not looking for catharsis, I’m looking for solutions. But yes.

26.02.2026 17:16 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

who wants to help me with a mystery printer spooler error that is driving me fucking insane?

26.02.2026 17:07 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Once again we find that bad and evil triumph in this world

10.02.2026 20:49 👍 334 🔁 99 💬 7 📌 3

fuck

22.02.2026 15:53 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I should have peed at intermission

22.02.2026 15:51 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Just gonna say Mike Johnson has been such a treat. Best colour guy I've ever heard. Great feel for the game

22.02.2026 15:37 👍 13 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 0

we're all about to experience a blip in the space-time continuum. we've already experienced the last 2 1/2 hours but what happens next will retroactively change how you remember not just the goal, but the whole game before it.

22.02.2026 15:44 👍 13 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 2

Has team Canada considered injecting hyaluronic acid into their penises?

22.02.2026 15:43 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Fucking hell

22.02.2026 15:32 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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The show blade penetrates the shield

22.02.2026 15:13 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That’s the most insane save I’ve ever seen holy shit

22.02.2026 15:05 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0