Cheston

When someone tells me fortune favors the bold, I just feel bad for the italic.

Yes! I remember seeing a study where they tracked a ton of foods, and the only ones that statistically reduce lifespan are processed meats, which poke is not.

Well-earned claps!
This caused me to research, ha ha. Most of it is frozen at some point, killing the parasites, and they intentionally choose fish that are known to have fewer anyway.

So like, okay, non-zero risk, but I can't imagine saying it to someone in response to them expressing love for it.

My top 10 DC characters

Big Barda
Lady Shiva
Hal as nascent Parallax
Arsenal
pre-Hot-Topic Harley
Impulse
Wonder Woman (esp. when killing Max Lord)
The Ventriloquist
Bruce as Tengu
Prez (Beth Ross)

I'm just surprised it's only a thousand

I enjoy using the transitive property on aphorisms, because you don't just get
"Time is the root of all evil"
you also get
"Misery loves 3"

If I were in the Olympics and it were time for me to do a backside 720, I would simply not do it and blame it on all the noise these drones are making.

I was going to RT [sic] and pair it with a photo of Bonkers!, but upon searching, I've seen they are more rectangular than I recalled.

Nice! I put this same kit in my holiday gift swap and it was popular.

Have you, uh, seen the world lately?

You always hear about inmates (doing such things as running the asylum, which sounds fun).

Are the rest of us outmates?

No consensus. Politely asking a group is always a good move.

I like people saving $ and only get annoyed when:
- every card is a custom Godzilla-style name replacement
or
- the proxies mean someone net-decked/printed a cEDH deck (sometimes without learning it)

You can! But watch out for opponents who are like "We can just use the app" (boo!)

from Pearls Dickens' A Christmas Carology...

🎶 She lies and says that she's comin' in...
CAN'T KNOW ME BETTER, MAAAN 🎶

It's downright silly that the Full House sequel was called Fuller House instead of Straight Flush

I'm not sure, but this is mighty kind of you. I'll be sure to take you up on it.

Written By Kids Advent Calendar 2025 Visit each day for adorable rhymes throughout the season!

It's December! I have a new Advent calendar up!

This year I enlisted the aid of 22 youngsters to write the rhymes (and I did the drawings). Please enjoy and be merry!

#WrittenByKids2025
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My third letter flip flops so maybe I'm thinking of INFJs too. Looks like INTJs have Gandalf and Wednesday, though.

I just don't want people to hate me, lol.

W-we're hated by people?

I'm a big fan of incredible clamors under the rainbow.

Maybe "itself" was "ourselves"? They could damage their careers?

Either way I'm glad he said it with respect.

The goat photo had me thinking, "Hey, that might be the same shirt I own," but now, because I can see the black trim at the bottom, I can confirm we have different but similar shirts.

Also, you know what, I should go outdoors.

Supposedly Keith Richards collects guitars and owns nearly 3000.

I wish he'd stop, because then I could say a rolling stone gathers no más.

Play X-2 where X equals 9 😄

😮

Based on just the nudity comment, is it In The Night Kitchen?

(drawn from a random person's dating app pic I liked)

I was previously under the assumption that Marvel would give their writers one million comics from their history, and therefore in this situation you'd just kinda reach over and grab a Darkhawk from one of the many piles

Back in my NES Tetris days, I never did get to 999999.

But today I tried Tetris DX on the Switch's Game Boy emulator, and in my first game I got 1041866.

The Long Walk did not pass the Bechdel test