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I open carry a 12” salami sandwich, so people know I’m bad-ass.

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10.03.2026 22:36 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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10.03.2026 04:11 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Just like the Nashville fans, we haven’t shown up either. 😐

08.03.2026 03:17 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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08.03.2026 03:06 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Waaaay ahead of you…

08.03.2026 02:27 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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08.03.2026 02:20 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Am I delusional, or was that an offside handball?

08.03.2026 02:10 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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#Bockfest #Schells #MNUFC

07.03.2026 20:00 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I don’t know what the hell those things are, but they be jammin’.

07.03.2026 15:24 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Forwards get one goal; corner header gets the other.

3-4 beer day…if the pre-Bockfest pep talk from the designated driver is as good as last year, it’s 5-8+. I call those “Cam-Beers”. 🍺😎
Go Loons!!!! #MNUFC

07.03.2026 15:21 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Playing on the road is tough. There have only been four wins by road teams so far this year. We took a HUGE step forward from week 1 to week 2, and I think we hold our own against Nashville and tie,
2-2. If the pre-game pep talk is as good as last week, we win 2-1.

07.03.2026 15:21 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

First off, Happy #Bockfest to all who celebrate! Hope to share a beer with you in New Ulm! This is one of the most fun days in Minnesota and rain or shine, it’s!
😎 🍻🍻🍻 AWES🍺ME! 🍻🍻🍻😎

07.03.2026 15:21 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
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Got it done on a cold night at Allianz

06.03.2026 17:01 👍 27 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 4

That was…AWESOME!!!

07.03.2026 02:04 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Anyone else think Scott Sabourin looks like a half-baked version of Bozo the Clown? #Wild

04.03.2026 03:17 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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This is why red states have higher voter apathy. Always shenanigans.

I feel bad for these folks just trying to exercise their constitutional right to vote and having to deal with this mess.

Info in 🧵

03.03.2026 20:46 👍 5155 🔁 2139 💬 260 📌 159
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03.03.2026 15:50 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

As you fly into Beijing, you’ll find nearly every modern building has solar panels on their rooftops. It’s not surprising that other countries are making gains, while some some states debate whether ivermectin should be offered over the counter.

03.03.2026 14:01 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Critical mission?

03.03.2026 11:01 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

First off, I think the Wonderwall needs to be renamed the Rebel Alliance.

Secondly, I think the Rebel Alliance would have stood with you.

Thirdly, good for you. 💪🏼😎

01.03.2026 16:08 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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It was awesome meeting you two Loons!
That’s probably why we won yesterday.

01.03.2026 14:52 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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01.03.2026 03:25 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I can only do so much!

But I did crush five.
And the night is young!
But I’m old-ish…

01.03.2026 02:41 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Gonna be a 4-6 beer game. 😬

28.02.2026 22:32 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

My ass can tell you more about inflation than Lauren.

Given how low the bar is to be an elected member of Congress, my ass should consider a running.

28.02.2026 16:24 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This is awesome!

28.02.2026 15:59 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I don’t understand her shift away from MAGA, but if she can get even a handful of her minions to start reconsidering what they are being fed, I’m all for it.

28.02.2026 15:58 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

I’m in the SW quad as well. Beauty!

I’ll hit you up sometime after the gates open to see if we can find some beer.

This round is on me.
Whooo! Free beer!

28.02.2026 15:55 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Sounds like a good choice.
Sometime before a game, I’d love to have a beer with you both. 🍺🍺🍺

28.02.2026 15:22 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Someone needs to get their ass out of bed and put on pants. FC Cincinnati isn’t going to get mildly inebriated and yell at themselves all game.
#MNUFC

28.02.2026 15:21 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0