In honor of Friday the 13th tomorrow, I’ll be taking or giving 13 loads in a Jason Voorhees mask ONLY
12.03.2026 22:56
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In honor of Friday the 13th tomorrow, I’ll be taking or giving 13 loads in a Jason Voorhees mask ONLY
The same energy:
Goosebumps STAYS eating with their lines and actors YEARS after the show bc like ???
An intense make out session would heal me right now
REAL LMFAOOOOO
Why is he kinda… 🫦
Gonna kms if it keeps raining :)
Stooop, thank you 🥰
God that would be so NICE 🫦
Also hate that my go to picture face is either bear face or “😛” 🙃
Finally able to relax, smoke a jay, and game after cleaning all day ☺️
Valid! Anyone named Gabriel who likes a lil pink sock moment hmu I’ll be your PR person 💅
BITCH LMAOOOOO
Honestly no yeah I agree this time I’ll head out 🏃♂️💨
most relatable post istg
Wait. Gaperihole was RIGHT there
Yall are SO lucky I’m not into getting fisted bc Gapriel or GreatGapesy are such good OF names omg
Manifesting it in Jesus's name, Amen 🙏🏼
I love consistency; so imma ask whoever runs Xfinity to be my partner bc they consistently have to fix the connection to the internet in my apartment 🥰💍
I love that I’m basically just getting up and it’s storming and hailing out 😍
this picture??? 😭
hating korra tells me everything i need to know about a person
I move with more grace than is deserved until I’m behind closed doors like
Being a “budtender” is so fun bc why did I move a hoodie I haven’t worn a minute and I found a whole ass unopened eighth 😭
Brb gonna kermit bc El Faro #2 isn’t open :(
For now; give it 10 mins or give me a meal and I’ll be indeed simping for shaft
