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“don’t blow your vape smoke in my baby’s face” okay first of all it’s not smoke it’s some other shit

4 espresso shots and 2 ibuprofen can cure any ailment

best genre fr

Three panel comic. Panel 1: a giant squid wearing a yellow Bart t-shirt and some terrible hypebeast shorts is looking in the mirror. It says, “need groceries… but all my clothes are in the laundry.” Panel 2: the squid, now also wearing hot pink crocs, exits its apartment and says, “eh. I won’t see anyone.” Panel 3: two fisherman are pulling the squid to the surface of the water and pointing at it. An overlayed news caption reads: RARE SQUID SIGHTED - the fit was crazy

Anyone else get the intrusive thought to rip out their permanent retainer or just me

Oh okay I thought you were advocating for bean pizza, that shit is ass

It’s too late for you I fear

oh no i actually like mtg arena

Hugn. over

Fry sauce is lowkenuinely slept on

Fry sauce is lowkenuinely slept on

Baja blast pina. Colada is the secret to eternal life

Ohh if any galaxy would do it, it would be that one I guess, lol. If u were on a wii i would guess it would be the crunchy wii remote sounds when you pick up the star bits

Which one? I swear I’ve never heard that before lol

Banger fit oomf

Dysfunctional madohomu

I’ve seen the light

Discovered the “slay the spire at work” meta

what’s the opposite of scaring the hoes cause thats what im tryna do

this site needs priv accounts frfr

dysphoric that my shoulders don’t fit in the work zoom call frame :c

Thank you chii-tan

Back on my asexual pervert era

If they want me back they have to go fully Woke 2, sorry. Whole hog. I gotta be able to get an abortion there

aliens don’t abduct cows like they used to, now they just make AI startups

if anything my credit score should be higher from all the extra interest money this bank’s getting from me