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Screenwriter, Director, occasionally musing over on Substack: THE SEVEN THOUGHTS https://theseventhoughts.substack.com

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"The proposed deal has attracted a lot of criticism, largely because it sucks. That’s a broad statement, so let me be more specific: It only sucks for every affected industry, the United States, and humanity as a whole."

03.03.2026 20:13 πŸ‘ 174 πŸ” 57 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

And I was just getting used to calling it HBO again

26.02.2026 23:16 πŸ‘ 66 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Titanic 1997 - violinist scene - nearer,my god,to thee
Titanic 1997 - violinist scene - nearer,my god,to thee YouTube video by Kei

www.youtube.com/watch?v=uffH...

26.02.2026 23:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Zaslav never had to sell WB. Greatest unforced error in entertainment history, and now we're all going to suffer for it.

26.02.2026 23:19 πŸ‘ 24 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2

the "just asking questions" to "legitimate questions about fairness in sports" to "the state doesn't have to consider us as real people" pipeline working exactly as designed.

26.02.2026 12:31 πŸ‘ 5928 πŸ” 2293 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 24

β€œHouse of Woodcock” or β€œFor The Hungry Boy”?

09.02.2026 15:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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As is tradition….here is my annual YEAR IN REVIEW newsletter that I post on Substack, running down my Top 30 Films, Top 15 TV, Top 15 Albums, Top 30 Songs, with Sports, Writing, Food, Life and everything in between. Enjoy!
theseventhoughts.substack.com/p/year-in-re...

07.02.2026 16:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Just this year: Peter Hujar’s Day

06.02.2026 06:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Trove Of Emails About Pedophilia Reignites Nation’s Love Of Reading WASHINGTONβ€”Saying the millions of documents had restored a pleasure they lost long ago, Americans nationwide said Thursday that the recently released trove of emails connected with disgraced financier...

β€œI didn’t realize how much I missed the simple joy of losing myself in words until these massive tranches of sex crime files were released,” said Indianapolis resident Greta Livingston

06.02.2026 01:30 πŸ‘ 1610 πŸ” 252 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 6

Catherine O’Hara didn’t steal scenes she just showed up and ownership automatically defaulted to her

30.01.2026 18:45 πŸ‘ 13076 πŸ” 2169 πŸ’¬ 77 πŸ“Œ 54
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Feel like the Hall of Fame talks went something like this...

27.01.2026 23:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m howling.

20.11.2025 14:08 πŸ‘ 18202 πŸ” 4967 πŸ’¬ 163 πŸ“Œ 283

They're calling him the most French man in history

31.10.2025 14:14 πŸ‘ 5732 πŸ” 1310 πŸ’¬ 103 πŸ“Œ 30

Actually, seeing a man of color, getting scared, and calling The Police, is pretty typical racist behavior

30.10.2025 14:35 πŸ‘ 6453 πŸ” 2047 πŸ’¬ 151 πŸ“Œ 61
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The best part about the "Are You Okay?" is that only halfway through her speech she realizes he's crying but just tries to soldier through until she has to address him.

22.10.2025 21:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Not really an overstatement to say that the test of a free society is whether or not comedians can make fun of the country's leader on TV without repurcussions.

18.07.2025 15:39 πŸ‘ 73570 πŸ” 18766 πŸ’¬ 1469 πŸ“Œ 831

the fucking gall of Alvin to name his band β€˜Alvin and the chipmunks’. As if he’s not a fucking chipmunk too

05.08.2025 02:43 πŸ‘ 776 πŸ” 146 πŸ’¬ 25 πŸ“Œ 6

the problem with making sequels to Jurassic Park is that Jurassic Park weaves a critique of itself into its very fabric

every sequel is doomed by embodying the reason for that original self-critiqueβ€”"so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should"

30.06.2025 17:19 πŸ‘ 35 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Top of mind tonight in a lot of ways, huh?

05.05.2025 03:25 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

if i scroll long enough i bet i'll get to the good news hidden right underneath all the bad news

01.05.2025 12:04 πŸ‘ 1377 πŸ” 192 πŸ’¬ 27 πŸ“Œ 5

Cole Escola vs. George Clooney is the Tony showdown we needed.

01.05.2025 13:32 πŸ‘ 25 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The one I always think of with this is from Parasite. I saw it thrice in theaters and every time the crowd broke out into applause at the end of the peach fuzz/hot sauce symphony as the Kim’s execute all their schemes. Like watching a basketball player hit a half court shot to end a quarter.

25.04.2025 05:50 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
#AmandaSeyfried brings out the dulcimer and sings a cover of #JoniMitchell’s β€œCalifornia”!
#AmandaSeyfried brings out the dulcimer and sings a cover of #JoniMitchell’s β€œCalifornia”! YouTube video by The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon

This is mind-blowing. Had no idea she had this in her bag. www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-Ci...

05.03.2025 14:56 πŸ‘ 74 πŸ” 19 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 3

Not a score win! Wasn’t eligible. But big worm movie being super loud very good

03.03.2025 02:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Natasha Lyonne and John Mulaney in a Poker Face season 2 photo

Natasha Lyonne and John Mulaney in a Poker Face season 2 photo

My goodness am I looking forward to Charlie Cale figuring out how John Mulaney did a murder in Poker Face s2.

25.02.2025 17:40 πŸ‘ 354 πŸ” 28 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 12

it’s so scary when you realize your phone has been up to stuff while in your pocket

13.02.2025 13:52 πŸ‘ 757 πŸ” 57 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 4

FUN thought experiment. If Lalo meets Pre S4 Walt, it’s a wrap and I think it’s closer to a draw S5 and beyond (if you factor in financially motivated Mike & Jack)

13.02.2025 14:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sometimes I accidentally click on a website's AI button, and it always makes me recoil like I stepped in a puddle of shower water with fresh socks on.

06.02.2025 16:00 πŸ‘ 506 πŸ” 22 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 1