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@vtheesquire

Father | Husband | Lawyer | Retired (kinda)

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It made me think about how different my life was 8 years ago. So much has changed. How is anyone still on what happened almost a decade ago??

10.03.2026 11:39 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

2018?
As in 8 years ago 2018?

When you have to dig in the archives to revive a beef, you’re not beefing, you’re begging…for attention.

10.03.2026 11:37 👍 13 🔁 2 💬 4 📌 0

Trump is gonna declare “victory” and, meanwhile, Iran is gonna be like “It’s whatever forever.”

10.03.2026 11:18 👍 6 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0

Why are they showing us Rihanna like we don’t know what she looks like?

Let’s see the shooter.

09.03.2026 17:35 👍 14 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 0
09.03.2026 17:23 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My birthday is in it.

Honorable mention: the weather and feeling of rejuvenation after a dismal winter.

09.03.2026 17:22 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I know that I am the standard by which my children will judge all fathers, husbands, and men in general.

And that’s pressure.

If that’s not enough to keep you up at night, stay out of the fathering business.

09.03.2026 17:17 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This applies to marriage as well.

09.03.2026 17:14 👍 12 🔁 7 💬 0 📌 0

If you’re not ready to give all your time, don’t have kids.

If you’re not ready to give all your money, don’t have kids.

If you’re not ready to give all your love, don’t have kids.

Easy.

09.03.2026 17:13 👍 11 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 2

I’m a firm believer in not everyone should have kids.

And if my personal opinion of you is that you wouldn’t be a good parent, I’d certainly advise you not to procreate.

I know too many parents who shouldn’t be.

09.03.2026 17:11 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

*stares in Black people*

09.03.2026 12:41 👍 251 🔁 58 💬 2 📌 0

“K” is the only appropriate response in this case. 😂

09.03.2026 16:10 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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an older man in a grey sweater says woof ALT: an older man in a grey sweater says woof
09.03.2026 16:06 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

26 & 21.

09.03.2026 16:06 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You know what time it is: white crime time.

09.03.2026 15:58 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

😭

09.03.2026 15:56 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Right!

I hate being made to worry needlessly.

09.03.2026 15:54 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Have you met kids? 🤨

09.03.2026 15:53 👍 7 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

This is worse.

09.03.2026 15:52 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

They killed that man’s momma, too??

Oh yeah, Iran is gonna spend the next 100 years getting their lick back.

Trump is so stupid.

09.03.2026 15:49 👍 5 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

They like complaining.

09.03.2026 15:47 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

My wife is consistently not ready to go when I say we need to be ready to go, but that is a far cry from having a DATE just waiting on you while you’re purposefully fashionably late.

Getting too familiar too fast with someone ruins a lot of would-be relationships.

09.03.2026 15:46 👍 9 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 1

And he he’s only 56 years old.

Man will spend the next 30 years trying to avenge his father.

09.03.2026 15:42 👍 13 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0

‼️‼️

09.03.2026 15:40 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Main Character Syndrome has a whole generation in a chokehold.

09.03.2026 15:35 👍 11 🔁 8 💬 0 📌 0
09.03.2026 15:10 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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My daughter turning 21 today feels insane because yo you literally just got here and I’m not even that old. 😩

09.03.2026 15:08 👍 26 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
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a pure pass first point guard who can score and play defense? raven's draft stock is rising ☝🏿

08.03.2026 17:07 👍 15 🔁 9 💬 3 📌 0

This frat boy really thinks he can macho speak the US into a combat victory.

If insecurity had a slick back haircut, it would be this clown.

06.03.2026 15:44 👍 23 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 1

When MAGA turns on you they really turn on you.

They are at Kristi’s neck for spending that money Trump said she could spend. 😂

06.03.2026 15:40 👍 7 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0