MGG

LOL you can bookmark this, but this homophobic goon will be all over the “will he come out of retirement for one more run?” rumors come late summer. Take that to the bank.

Sorry, just now seeing this.

We are getting dangerously close to full-on black face.

But I guess if he was able to challenge the limit on using “beautiful,” he’s the guy to get away with it.

Yet he rants continuously about how “affordability” isn’t a real word.

If Joel Embiid was still alive and this was five years ago, you could be the house on him bagging an 84 spot against their next tanking opponent. Alas.

I mean, we all should’ve seen this coming on Mar10…

He’s their bullpen coach, so would be a short walk.

Hope it’s not his carcass-hoisting arm.

Great pics. But can’t help but notice the conspicuous absence of any cheese soft pretzel content…

You picked a hell of a good weekend to enjoy the LA weather! Relax a bit my man.

When he made that wager and looked at the champ dude who had that exact total. Oof.

Many saying he’s come into camp this year in the best shape of his life…

But they’re all divorced incels so 🤷🏻‍♂️.

Did the Tucson sheriff get absolutely roasted for traveling 2 miles to watch a college bball game a couple weeks ago?

We’ve moved from the “I get paid to hit baseballs hard” era to the “Juan Pierre 2.0” era and people are just ecstatic about it.

lol, getting ready to recommend a showing of The Brutalist with some street tacos. Wish me luck.

Talent personified. I’m tearing up.

Sla-meh Dunk contest ass shit.

This is that Kelce “meh” commercial in all star Saturday night form.

The Quad Fraud

Right? Alarming as fuck. I should get my prostate checked (again).

He may speak Spanish and have a darker complexion but at least he pisses and shits like us (and William Shat).

Pretty hypocritical for anyone to have negative opinions of that performance on the basis of “it’s too different” while at the same time embracing a worldview that we should be surrendering human tasks to AI and other non-human entities.

Game sucked and the vibes were off, but we will look back at this as the Super Bowl whose had commercials seriously devoted to singing toilets, piss (Liquid IV), and “shat.”

Our grandparents would be proud of our development.

Even postgame vibes are off. This is why we need Philly teams in every championship game.

As an incompletions/punt sicko, this game is exactly my shit.

Lady Gaga is the new Kevin Hart.

Excited to tell my grandkids about the first Super Bowl with a kicker to win MVP.

Even in such divided times, it’s nice to know that we can all agree that we need less Kevin Hart in our lives.

Would be in the Epstein files except that he’s irrelevant. Sad.