Mike J. McAllister

Is there anyone more useless than someone who works at a staffing agency? Shit, I'd love to get paid to sit on my ass and ignore the phone and ghost people.

Finally got started on animating my next short film. Gotta fight the depression and get creative.

"Here's the story... of me kicking your ass!"

The 100 Greatest Cinemas In The World Right Now Classic kinos, cult film temples and fabulous picture palaces from across the planet

I fucking love movie theaters. Who wants to take a big-ass trip to all of these? Some cinematic tourism.

Schlock Block II (2025) YouTube video by Mike J McAllister

Hey, Shudder! I hear you might be looking for a new horror host? I know a guy. He works for cheap, knows his stuff... he might kill a few crew members but he's got a puppet sidekick! Kids like puppets.

sonic the hedgehog is wearing a headset and holding a gun in a pixel art style . ALT: sonic the hedgehog is wearing a headset and holding a gun in a pixel art style .

Holy shit, Social Distortion has a new album coming out this year. Never thought I'd see that happen.

Hey, @thebandcake.bsky.social! Your move now, guys.

You actually SHOULDN'T be "excited" to vote for a candidate. If you are, that's called being in a cult.

It SHOULD be a pragmatic "who will suck less?" decision. That's the sweet spot where you're helping everyone avoid the worst outcome, AND you still have critical thinking skills.

And I *LOVE* BTTF. But I was warned ahead of time to NEVER bring that up. I thought most people who know BTTF knew it didn't end well for him. Oh well.

If the accusations are true, this sucks. :( I didn't like those two movies he directed but I respected his weird artist-ness and bought his vinyl

I went to a Crispin Glover Q&A/Slideshow/Screening of his movies that he directed in 2014. Some dude asked about Back to the Future. What started as a fascinating talk about indie filmmaking and David Lynch turned into a nearly hour-long rant about Spielberg being the anti-Christ. 😒

Well, now I want an audiobook of Werner Herzog's book read by you in your terrible Werner Herzog impression.

My favorite reaction to the Scary Movie 6 trailer's pronoun joke was a comment saying: "really wish transphobes could identify as a new joke for once."

Going to go with Heathcliff: The Movie. Which, by the way, could use a Criterion 4K release. Heathcliff was the Bubsy of the 80s.

Hey! Alright! I won't have to see Kristi Noem glazing Trump on half the fucking ad-breaks on YouTube anymore! Hope she never makes another dollar again in her life.

Kristi Noem-ore

I hate how accurate this tweet is.

It's almost like the FIFA Peace prize means nothing to him.

Me, watching Isiah Whitlock Jr in 25th Hour:
"Ahh! He said the thing!" 😀
(minute later)
"Ahh! He said the thing! AGAIN!" 🤘🤘🤘

It's like when the Joker says "You complete me" in The Dark Knight. I laugh at the implication that the Joker has actually watched Jerry Maguire.

In Pokémon: The First Movie (the English dub), Ash references Minnesota. Now, I laugh at that joke not because it's a sports joke. But rather, because they never explicitly state what country they're in on the English dub, Minnesota exists in the Pokémon world. "Ooh ja you betcha. Pikachu, go!"

That is the correct answer. Objectively. The Mask was a big deal to me as a little kid. Made me want to make movies. Made me love movie magic.

We wait ten years for a sequel and we get... that. Seeing the first teaser in a theater was such a punch in the balls.

What do y'all think is the single biggest downgrade, the single biggest gap in quality, from a movie to its sequel?

For me it's gotta be The Mask to Son of the Mask.

That Pokémon Direct thing was mostly disappointing ($20 for Pokémon Fire Red/Leaf Green on Switch? Fuck outta here... Should be on Switch Online).

But that Pokémon that looks like a Pomeranian? Okay, you got me there.

Nathan Fielder in The Rehearsal. The program depicts Paramount as Nazis.

nathan fielder was right

Fucking Kansas. There are so many more important things to worry about. You, like every other state, have people struggling with housing and unemployment. But nah, let's focus on trans peoples drivers license. These people are fucking cowards.

It *is* Skydance, who also canceled Colbert. So in five years, we're ONLY gonna see films from predators the way that company's heading.

Seriously. Molly Moon's fake computer game-looking stuff is so fucking good.

Charles Shultz being an absolute badass.

I rarely say anything about Tourettes on my platforms because frankly it's the least interesting thing about me. But this week, seeing these sudden "experts" has had me on edge. Still sucks regardless that the Sinners crew had their big well-earned moment tarnished because of it.

BAFTAS INTERRUPTED BY RACIAL SLUR FROM MAN WITH TOURETTE SYNDROME YouTube video by Double Toasted

I had an email read at the end of this DoubleToasted video regarding this horrible situation. Because I actually have Tourettes. Thanks, Korey!

The short:
Yes, it was fucked.
Yes, he should apologize.
No, most of y'all have no fucking clue how Tourettes works. I explain as best I can at the end