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so thankful we dont have to clip our teeth like we do our nails

this is the fucking funniest thing i've ever read in my life

I drew a little mouse

i wish this site had more ads. i have no idea what to buy. today i went to target’s website and bought a picture frame and 400 mouse pads. i just panicked, i don’t know what else to say

If you sleep 16 hours a day you still have 8 hours to be awake and that’s a lot

THANK U CARRIE URS IS ADORABLE

It's funny how we just want to write little messages to each other and billionaires keep being like, "what if you could do that... sort of"

can i post my ass on this app

cat pic