People will tell you humans weren’t supposed to wear shoes and then put on a shoe that covers every individual toe
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People will tell you humans weren’t supposed to wear shoes and then put on a shoe that covers every individual toe
Only real criminals have temporary tattoos so they can do a crime and then take a bubble bath so there can’t be any reliable witnesses
New ink from a four year old. Thank you Lily! 🙏🙌
I’m sorry Mr Spider but while I’ve appreciated what you’ve done for this basement, we have guests coming over tomorrow so you’re home is going in the vacuum cleaner
Laying on the gym mat making fart sounds with my back gap
You can tell a lot about a person from their Five Finger Death Punch bumper sticker
Some people really just have the worst workout routine
EoE is making Aetherdrift a lot more fun
Kansas and Missouri are funny because the northern parts of their states are southern Midwest and the southern parts are northest sections of the South
Why don’t they make a formal sleeveless shirt? Gimme that collared tank top.
I’m really excited for whatever music the young band that’s deciding to call themselves Poop Suitcase will make
The Phoenician Scheme is a great movie about how in the early 2000s everyone was trying to get you hooked on phonics
At Guitar Center looking at light poles and the guy tells me it runs off DMX. I told him the only DMX I know barks. He just smiled at me and walked away.
I miss him
Love to see you talking about the Larks
One of my favorite Loretto Larks
Headphones starting to smell funny
GOD DAMMIT POHLADS
I saw a little garden creature wearing white Vans and a trilby yelling “hup hup hup!” on my way to work
It was gnome a la ska
You know for being a no judgement zone, Planet Fitness has a lot of weirdos.
“She was built like a refrigerator with a head”
Jim Croce
“Yo bro this is a bomb track, what do you call it?”
I love having to go somewhere while I’m still drinking my coffee so I brush my teeth and then go right back to drinking my coffee but this time in a travel mug
I love Max Scherzer
If SGA doesnt get nominated for best actor I’m bathing with a toaster
Shai for Uncut Gems 2, what a splendid actor
Thought I was being sneaky with my fart at the bar but it was loud as shit
Brooks Lee has 3 home runs and my son has witnessed 2 of them live.