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Wild wooder. Archers nutter.

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๐Ÿคฃ

12.03.2026 20:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

High tech stuff!๐Ÿ˜„

12.03.2026 20:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I hear you have got our Wildcat helicopters over there. Well, that's fewer trying to take out chimney pots out here.๐Ÿคฃ

12.03.2026 19:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He's already shagged Amy. #TheArchers

12.03.2026 19:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A plough length and a bowl of frumenty. #TheArchers

12.03.2026 19:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿคฃ

12.03.2026 19:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Didn't she get chucked out of boarding school? Or was that Lizzie...or both of them? #TheArchers

12.03.2026 19:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿคฃ
Indeed... #TheArchers

12.03.2026 19:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Herbivores. #TheArchers

12.03.2026 19:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I quite enjoy it. I don't listen to all the other podcasts - I have tried, but mostly can't get on with them, I'm afraid. Maybe a bit too 'chummy' for me. #TheArchers

12.03.2026 18:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

She did stand in for Emma Freud one week. #TheArchers

12.03.2026 18:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Starmer says โ€œit was me who made the mistakeโ€ of appointing Mandelson ambassador to the US. His apology is unacceptable. The PM should of course have said โ€œit was I who made the mistakeโ€.

12.03.2026 18:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 15 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Spot on, Peter!๐Ÿคฃ

12.03.2026 18:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think you are being entirely fair. The website is very much not what it used to be. I don't think they can plead budget constraints, given that they have splashed out on a podcast, and updating the website wouldn't take much time and effort. #TheArchers

12.03.2026 18:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Considering how much they are bigging up #TheArchers these days, they really should be keeping the website up to date in all areas, or just not bother and close it down.
It's starting to get really annoying.

12.03.2026 17:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜ฌ

12.03.2026 16:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hove Actually, surely?๐Ÿคฃ

12.03.2026 15:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜ฎ

12.03.2026 13:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I thought that said Dubai for a moment, which made me question your sanity!๐Ÿคฃ

12.03.2026 09:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He used to have a creepy attitude towards Debbie, so perhaps he is missing her... #TheArchers

11.03.2026 20:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ˜น๏ธ

11.03.2026 15:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Tie a knot in it, lad!๐Ÿ˜„ #TheArchers

10.03.2026 21:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well, I have done it in various places, when needs must, even though I am of the female persuasion. Don't see why it needs to be such a taboo. #TheArchers

10.03.2026 19:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Works for me...๐Ÿคฃ

10.03.2026 19:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wise. You might need the correct amount of tea or coffee before commencing.

10.03.2026 19:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Isn't there some obscure law allowing men to wee on the offside wheel of an omnibus? #TheArchers

10.03.2026 19:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's a lot trickier for women to have an unobserved wee than for men, I need to point out. And nettles can be an unexpected hazard when squatting in obscure places... #TheArchers

10.03.2026 19:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 12 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Me too, amongst many other places... #TheArchers

10.03.2026 19:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

All of the above, one would hope. #TheArchers

10.03.2026 19:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just cut short a phone call with my nephew, because #TheArchers.

10.03.2026 19:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0