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Danny Devito as Frank Reynolds, wearing a suit and holding an egg. The overlay text reads “can I offer you a nice Pair of shoes in this trying time?”
What are madagascaribou?
Who is James Tailor?
Forget about it
What is Sudbury, Massachusetts?
Pretty sure his brain is just cartoons now. Sound effects and everything.
What is gaffing tape?
Should be fine. We’re spending more than that daily on the illegal war.
A minor league hockey team had a wiener dog race. Zero thoughts, just vibes and absolute chaos. A thing of beauty
They’re at the top of my list of animals
(I sort alphabetically)
You’re so bad at your job.
There’s a giant glowing red spot on his back, but it’s covered by his jersey.
Who is The Rock?
What is the moon?
I urge you to stop what you're doing and watch Alysa Liu's free skate from yesterday. I have never seen anything like this. I understand why sports writers are born now. I have never seen anyone as free from the burdens of this world as this pierced Oakland girl spinning to Donna Summers.
photograph from the 80's of the wrestler Sting wearing a Gold's Gym shirt and sunglasses, leaning against a shelf in a bookstore and positively cheesing at an open copy of The Far Side Gallery 2, a collection of Far Side Cartoons.
what if i told you, through the power of forensic analysis, we are closer than ever to knowing the exact Far Side cartoon that is making Sting smile in this iconic photo. 🧵 👇
Who is Christopher Walkman?
What is one wallet?
What is a round trip?
Who was the Wayfair Maiden?
What is “Hop on my ship, my chocolate chip ship”?
That commercial would have been 10x better if it was just all of them with their current faces and bodies but wearing wigs.
Wait. Stop. Hold on. Take a deep breath, let it out. Now do it again and again. Okay hi hello it's okay you're safe
What is slip?
What is the Venus De Molar?
GM: Charisma check.
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
What is Containium Stufficus?
What is Nougat-Wave?
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