Kal Breadmore

A walking frame is easier and safer than crutches. I didn't know at first, and fell over. A lot. Luckily, no harm, but don't want it for anyone else!

Of course. It's in the job description.

Only US citizens are allowed to vote in federal elections anyway, so nobody is saying different. Why is your government engaged in trying to prevent US citizens exercising their rights?

I hope someone has told the Iranians. I mean, getting the flesh off will be tricky and distasteful, but at least they'll know what their life saving objective is. Making Trump feel it in his bones.

Ah, yes, when they sent him to Reform School after finding the cache of knives in his Manhattan bedroom. Such a shame it didn't work out.

Because he is the junior partner who owes everything to Putin. Trump's businesses failed big time until Putin's oligarchs bought up his luxury apartments, and for the last 40 years, everything he has got, including the Presidency, twice, is down to Putin.

I think we should back her 'Lead the way, Melania! Assassinate your husband - show us all how it's done!'

Arrest Hegseth for his 'no quarter' presser today first.

My cat does not care to wait for me to die. Sweet, isn't she.

'Pointing at seas at unnatural degrees
Caused reports of him drowning on the BBC'

No need. If everyone stops being distracted by the sex trafficking long enough to read the rest, it pretty much spells out what, when, who and how much. It's not a theory. (I'm not excusing the sex trafficking at all - survivors deserve justice.)

Nah. You are stuck with Trump because of Russia, its oligarchs, your own plutocrats and assorted tech bros interferring in your elections. Which happened mainly in the past: everyone knew about Epstein for the last 18 years, minimum - nothing changed then and it won't now.

Surely they can at least manage a smirking 'That's the unfettered capitalism we're so proud of'.

Mmm. Or... hear me out, I do this too .. you have gained some nice, peaceful 'you time' where nobody expects anything of you at all. And you can go to bed when you feel tired.

Nah. 'I'd have loved to come, but have an appointment to castrate a man with a rusty teaspoon and I've been looking forward to it for ages.' Take their narrative and 'elevate' it, like they say on the cookery shows.

Evidence. It's because of the evidence, in both cases.

Loving his made up fiver. Quite a good idea, after the public consultation the Bank held favoured British wildlife, and given we are reintroducing them. I assume he had a bet with Fraudster George that he could get the media to report in him talking about beavers.

Starbucks has been failing us all for a long time. They suggest coffee, but it isn't what they serve. Their receptacles suggest 'cup' without offering that functionality. In the circumstances, closure serves their home city well, though I am sad for those who will now have to find new employment.

So, more fit notes are issued as the population rises and after a pandemic. People the Doctor does not believe are upset about it. Doctors find no reason to disbelieve patients most of the time. I'm not sure how any of this is news?

Well, apparently many of those who should be rising up against an unjust tyrannical government that's murdering people in an illegal war are too busy hoping the regime will cough up details on a sex trafficking scandal to actually do anything, so that's helpful.

And he believed Tony would take it? Why?

In the UK we have some adult softball leagues, and rounders is normally played in schools by the under 11s. Baseball, no, not so much - I think that market fell to cricket at around the time of the Founding Fathers. I do see quidditch played locally, though.

Please dear followers do fill this in. Most important points IMO: BBC is ambitious+capable but can do nothing without proper funding; World Service to be funded by govt; BBC needs a permanent Charter; no more party political appointees to its board; political independence.

The 5% of the world's population who've hoarded 30% of the world's wealth want someone else without acknowledged jurisdiction to clean up their shit. Why is this not a surprise?

How can I make it more attractive for you? You have capital punishment. We don't.

More than this: they think immigration being stopped will be good for the UK. Even without the dreamed 1950s sunlight uplands, that's just not true. We need immigration to prosper.

Nobody else wants him. Just jail him, for Pete's sake. He's an utter shitshow, but he's your shitshow: you need to bear the costs.

I live in another country and have doubts about the integrity of the midterms. But always say VOTE ANYWAY. Vote with hope. Anyone saying different is just an agent of chaos. How do I get them to block me, exactly?

So, the taxpayer geys a contract free nationalised liability. I expect little of Hegseth, but can he not even manage a coherent threat?

I'm enjoying that. If they are younger, they get told the address of their local recruiting office, if ex-forces, I suggest there are still paid opportunities to get out there and assist. They tend to go a bit quiet after that.

Nope, it's a known effect if you are tired. Snooze for twenty minutes - no more - and you will be alert and refreshed.