Mez the elf in a Femboy Hooter's uniform with an engorged stomach. The words "GIRL SMELTER" are smeared on the large gut with orange paint.
Happy International Women's Day!
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I take satisfaction in how girly my drink orders are
You'd have to eat some big food I think
Scary *and* hot, which is the best combination
Could I interest him in a horse d'oeuvre?
You're a genius
Sure, sure, "fastest way to his heart" and all that, but what's the fastest way to a man's *stomach*?
If Reader's Digest dropped the apostrophe, I'd be much more interested in picking up a copy.
As someone who's prey and works in customer service, I wonder if vore would make my job better or worse
Happy birthday
Absolutely, it's a goal someday for sure
Of course, "killing me forever inside his stomach and making me into his fat" counts as "keeping safe"
Is it coincidental that this essentially describes my imagined dynamic with Alastor? Probably not
Wait 'til I tell you about the actual title of this Radiohead song www.youtube.com/watch?v=vh2E...
I, too, believe persons should get fat, particularly in the belly area
🥺 You think so?
That last statement coming from you has... implications....
Is this chill
Now what could you possibly be referring to with that statement, I do wonder?
Yep 😵💫
This is incredible... you are so great with shapes and proportions
You've got that right 😌
Now you're talking! ...or swallowing, I suppose
This is entirely correct, girls should feel intimidated by guy stomachs I think
That's a very good idea
There's no reason to ever get mad or yell at me because it's easier and more productive to melt me into a sludge and pump me through your intestines
I'm so entranced by this pic, yall should all follow Cammie and show her lots of love and support 🥰
Ok!
This goes for all non-mammals, actually
Broke: lizard women should not have boobs because they aren't mammals
Woke: lizard women should have boobs because they developed them to lure humans so they can eat them
