Darren Hemsley

It was a strange way to say “Vince Clarke’s bailed out”

It’s more likely to be asking the Boring Company to dig a secret tunnel between the Middle East and ‘murica..

So that’s that, right? We don’t have to put up with endless drivel about how expensive it is to save the planet abd ourselves ever again? Cool.

Boris Johnson says Keir Starmer has made us an irrelevance on the world stage...

Researcher Deidre Vercoe checks on the first kākāpō chick of the 2026 breeding season. Learn more about why scientists hope the birds will enjoy a baby boom this year: www.scientificamerican.com/article/kaka...

Martin Rossiter and Steve Mason of Gene performing at Barrowlands Ballroom bathed in blue light.

Barrowlands crowds are usually good but last night they were fully up for loudly singing along to Gene.

The team hopes enough chicks will survive this year to bring the world Kākāpō population to 300—a major milestone for a species that was teetering with just 51 individuals in 1995.

A massive bloom of rimu berries in New Zealand fueled a mating surge among the critically endangered Kākāpō. spklr.io/6044E87xp

📸: New Zealand Department of Conservation

I’m pretty sure this is an episode of the Tomorrow People.

"We called London a war zone and moved to Dubai by mistake"

A suitably Welsh #SuperSeabirdSunday. Cheers xx

If it helps, Star Wars is supposed to be set a long time ago, which always confused me as a kid..

Timmy, fetch me my tools

Good night sweat prince.

“And there was suddenly a Great Noticing of Bad Things…”

Boris Johnson without his security details returning from a 'party'

First Andy now Mandy, I'mm not sure about this, I think it sets a dangerous presedence investigating what secret activities people in power get up to that they shouldn't, I mean where will it end?

That’s proper niche, I salute you.

Gor any Gauhaus? #hmhb

They’ll have a minion called War Bastard.

I once had to deal with a letter at work that referred to the Bible, “as written in the original Gaelic” that claimed the original location of the Garden of Eden was in Clackmannanshire.

When Norfolk Police ask Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor if he has any special dietary requirements whilst in custody:

Thats not a border it’s a Sudetenland.

Not a flat roofed murder primary then.

All that money, yet he looks like a hobo that’s been fired through a bramble thicket from a trebuchet.

One of the maddest elements of Brexit - and there are *many* - is the rewards that continue to be lavished on the blithering idiots who sold it & continue to be proved wrong about everything every day…

Still a Thing. Like the one in Antarctica. I don’t know what it is in there but it sounds weird and pissed off.

A European storm petrel nesting among rocks in Mousa, Shetland.

The RSPB is looking for surveyors to census the UK’s largest Storm Petrel colony on Mousa, Shetland.

We need 2-4 volunteers who are comfortable working and camping in a remote location with limited facilities, to help complete playback surveys during mid-July 2026. 🪺🏝️🏕️

You’re a twat in the replies.

Do the skeletal hands come with it?

Just over 100 years ago, the ‘Battle of the Isle of May’ took place with the loss of 104 men. The great tragedy took place on this date as the blog explains; isleofmaynnr.wordpress.com

He’ll be emigrating anytime now bsky.app/profile/theg...