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Who let andy dick have children

08.03.2026 08:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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08.03.2026 08:17 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

don’t forget to destroy your clocks tonight, walk away from your mortgage, just start driving, you’re free

08.03.2026 03:12 πŸ‘ 17079 πŸ” 3393 πŸ’¬ 202 πŸ“Œ 119

Ah memories

08.03.2026 08:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

YOU - β€œLamby looks soft.”

LITTLE LILY - β€œYes. Very soft.” Suddenly she pushes the stuffed animal toward your face.

YOU - β€œI don't deserve it. I'm scum.”

24.02.2026 09:28 πŸ‘ 132 πŸ” 20 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1
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very important video please watch

23.02.2026 20:11 πŸ‘ 7400 πŸ” 2612 πŸ’¬ 129 πŸ“Œ 265

Gotta love how these technofascists wanna make sure the planet’s well populated when their beloved AI’s finished stripping it of all its resources.

24.02.2026 07:40 πŸ‘ 897 πŸ” 230 πŸ’¬ 34 πŸ“Œ 3

I Have a Mouth, But Screaming Isn’t Enough

20.02.2026 20:58 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Just took me 20 mins to get my mom to open a video file she downloaded. At least when the youth have to deal with old ass millennials we'll never put anyone through that shit again.

19.02.2026 04:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Lol sat on my glasses and broke them. Turns out throwing stuff disorganized onto your bed and then using your bed as a couch has drawbacks

17.02.2026 23:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

KIM KITSURAGI - β€œHarry... it explains *everything*. The running around. The jumping. The *shot-put*. Your inexplicable facial hair...”

17.02.2026 07:03 πŸ‘ 85 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Why the fuck does anyone let Ezra Klein do anything

09.02.2026 16:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Why in gods name do they need my facial scan to shitpost on a server for a YouTube channel about video games

09.02.2026 15:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Glad I could help

09.02.2026 15:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The hell that we have made for ourselves

09.02.2026 15:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

He was a stater boy

07.02.2026 22:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

@johnwolfeyt.bsky.social assuming you’ve already played the third FF remaster at this point, I’m sure you must’ve noticed this too πŸ€£πŸ˜‚
if you haven’t played it yet, ignore this

06.02.2026 16:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshot of Final Fantasy III pixel remaster with a portion of the screen circled

Screenshot of Final Fantasy III pixel remaster with a portion of the screen circled

A zoom in on the highlighted area of the previous image, which clearly depicts a crude drawing of a penis on the world map

A zoom in on the highlighted area of the previous image, which clearly depicts a crude drawing of a penis on the world map

You gotta be fing kidding me πŸ˜‚πŸ€£ final fantasy III pixel remaster

06.02.2026 15:57 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Damn that’s the most barry face Ive seen barry make

05.02.2026 00:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Finally, an interesting movie

01.02.2026 23:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s the Alexander Skaarsgard renaissance

01.02.2026 23:36 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

There’s no possible way this could be self-serving right

01.02.2026 23:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The corruption of absolute power is difficult to avoid

01.02.2026 23:23 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Psyduck did 911

01.02.2026 08:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Jesus Simulator for just $14.99!

Jesus Simulator for just $14.99!

Yes

01.02.2026 01:30 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe he meant that theoretically he’s a physicist

01.02.2026 01:21 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You could turn this into something quite lucrative 😏

30.01.2026 09:05 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

No (negative)

30.01.2026 09:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

ELECTROCHEMISTRY - Oh man, he looks so devastatingly *cool* with that cigarette.

YOU - β€œHow did you get so cool, Kim?”

30.01.2026 05:51 πŸ‘ 113 πŸ” 22 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Amazing tl synergy here

30.01.2026 08:49 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0