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Bon viveur, futility enthusiast, founder of Milli Vanilli, compulsive liar. Mastodon: @clownf1st@mastodon.social @clownf1st@dice.camp

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#OtD 12 Mar 1933 the British Union of Fascists met to hear its leader Oswald Mosley speak in Manchester. However, the meeting had to be stopped and Mosley rescued by police when it was attacked by anti-fascists stories.workingclasshistory.com/article/8416...

12.03.2026 13:55 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2
that twitter billionaire's dumbass grok image proposing oil transfer by land through what looks like oman and uae, both currently in range of iranian drones and missiles. the trucks have been replaced by a giant slip n' slide running between the ships and a caption that reads "Pour Oil into Giant Slip n' Slide"

that twitter billionaire's dumbass grok image proposing oil transfer by land through what looks like oman and uae, both currently in range of iranian drones and missiles. the trucks have been replaced by a giant slip n' slide running between the ships and a caption that reads "Pour Oil into Giant Slip n' Slide"

Can this be a solution?

12.03.2026 12:41 πŸ‘ 1446 πŸ” 285 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 40

You only shall not pass once #YOSNPO

12.03.2026 12:57 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Also, happy birthday for today/ tomorrow/whenever

12.03.2026 12:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Did it arrive just wide of the right date?

12.03.2026 12:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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My new Friday afternoon slot! I search the World Wide Web for questions that need answering!

Today’s question on Fridays Questions That Require Answering - What car does Morrissey drive?

12.03.2026 12:44 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 2

You're The One For Me, Fiat-y

12.03.2026 12:51 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

CDC!!!!

11.03.2026 23:46 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Loose scree #stoolreport

11.03.2026 22:23 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The BBC are really going out of their way to not call these The Peter Files.

11.03.2026 18:03 πŸ‘ 2185 πŸ” 501 πŸ’¬ 23 πŸ“Œ 15

Native British Animals you say?

11.03.2026 13:33 πŸ‘ 605 πŸ” 120 πŸ’¬ 28 πŸ“Œ 19

Put badgers or something on Β£10 notes but one in every 100,000 has Paddington on and if you get one you die in 7 days.

11.03.2026 15:08 πŸ‘ 28 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Sorry... I meant books generally. Totally agree with you about RPG books. Core rules cheat sheets might be good as epubs though...

11.03.2026 16:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Amazon disingenuously promised this years ago, presumably in an attempt to sell more Kindles

11.03.2026 16:05 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Can't get quicker than a Hoseason's brochure

11.03.2026 16:03 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Old Hoseason's advert jingle has been rattling around my head today. FFS

11.03.2026 15:25 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

Nomination for the Fiver.

11.03.2026 14:58 πŸ‘ 40 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

The British public want animals on their banknotes. The Conservatives want people.

I suggest we meet in the middle:

Β£5 Cat Deeley
Β£10 Adam Ant
Β£20 Seal
Β£50 Florence Nightingale

11.03.2026 14:53 πŸ‘ 98 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 1
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The troubles

11.03.2026 08:16 πŸ‘ 3893 πŸ” 782 πŸ’¬ 32 πŸ“Œ 16

Rhyl Window
#HitchcockWalesFilms

11.03.2026 08:36 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

LMFAO SOMEONE MADE IT A REAL THING

sweepthestrait.com

11.03.2026 00:28 πŸ‘ 387 πŸ” 126 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 7

Maybe the fumes will send me off to magical realms

11.03.2026 08:28 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

SchrΓΆdinger's Trolley problem: can't tell where the trolley is until you throw the switch

11.03.2026 08:19 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

EMMERDALE!

11.03.2026 08:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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As Nick Clegg’s in the spotlight again, here’s a short thread of the time I took his bizarre 2020 Politico photo shoot and turned them into Edinburgh posters. 1/4

11.03.2026 08:06 πŸ‘ 102 πŸ” 34 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 6

To a Persil paradise

11.03.2026 08:06 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Do enjoy the fact that there's a guy whose CV includes that he was an advisor to Prince Andrew in 2019 and a special advisor to Liz Truss in 2022. Is he currently working at Spurs?

11.03.2026 08:00 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Tempted to just hide in a laundry basket all day.

11.03.2026 08:02 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0
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Live and Let Die Boat Chase: Mayhem, Near Death & Wild Stunts| Bold Entrance How did Bond jump 120 feet? We break down the Glastron GT-150 mods, the Tulane math, and the crashes behind cinema’s greatest boat chase.

Channel hopping and landed in the middle of the Live and Let Die boat chase. Magic.
boldentrance.com/live-and-let...

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