Mitch looks like the grim reaper tried to touch him but he blocked it.
22.03.2025 05:10
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Mitch looks like the grim reaper tried to touch him but he blocked it.
I know it doesn’t matter but it drives me bonkers when a new client drops off their PY return and it’s stapled like this. FFS people, take 15 seconds and line up the papers first. Whenever I see this I just know there’s an invoice in there for $169 with line item for “tech fee - $13”
#TaxTwitter
Gone mad in the modern world as a result of SM is my take
Rather than flying Allegiant to LV this year, I think I’ll just make the 10 hour drive.
Bottom line wasn’t red
Now you’ve a balance due
Be kind to your tax pro
Or they’ll fucking fire you
Snoop and Tom Brady: say no to hate
Kendrick: actually
This was literally my life during it.
One buddy said how glad he is that his daughter doesn’t listen to this.
A few minutes after she came downstairs and asked if he sang Not Like Us.
I roasted him mercilessly.
Straight from the party who preaches small government for the purpose of limiting government overreach.
The Alabama Hills near Death Valley National Park.
🦬 This land is your land. This government is your government. Don't let them take it without a fight.
26 U.S. Code § 162?
when they said they were gonna bring prices down…maybe they were talking about share prices
Helluva start.
A Spotify or Pandora station consisting of only songs played in the two hours before a @sfgiants.com game at 24 Willie Mays Plaza.
I envy the person that gets the honor of replying, “Kindly, fuck off.”
A course for every type of trust!
*sings, “this is the course that never ends”
Ok break is over, back to work I go
If there’s any part of the 18-year-old-ski-shop-bum that lives on to this day, it’s flexing a good goggle tan. Don’t rain on my parade!😂
Who do I hope wins the Super Bowl? Kendrick.
Who do I hope loses? The Chiefs AND the Eagles.
One week down. 207 to go.
Generally not one for conspiracy theories but the narrative that the NFL wants a KC vs Philly Super Bowl is pretty believable.
Yosemite…nobody goes there anymore because it’s too crowded.
The day that thing happens that we’re collectively looking forward to now, the celebrations will be unlike anything this country has seen. The unprecedented time we deserve tbh
Welcome to the Leopards Eating Peoples’ Faces Era 2.0. I hope every one of them gets exactly what they voted for. God speed, friends. God speed.
This was prompted by a potential new client who hasn’t filed since 2019 for his 1040 or S-Corp. The S-Corp in 2019…$3k in rev, $8k in exp and $300 for the 1120-S prep. They’re in for a hell of a shock when the $11k+ in IRS penalties finally roll in.
hashtag side hustles gone wrong
Probably the highest ROI on anything I’ll ever spend money on.
“bUt mY bUsiNeSs diDn’T mAkE aNy mOnEy!”
This is the year I finally start pricing engagements correctly for entities that are multiple years behind and also for clients that need to undo holdco entities that Wealth Builders, Anderson, or some other huckster sold them on without properly educating them about.
I'm gonna have to just accept that this orange piece of shit is batshit and prepare myself that there is a high degree of likelihood that he will say the dumbest shit imaginable day after day after day for the next 4 years and all his cultists will laugh and clap like seals?
Aren't I?
How much longer does he have in his term? Oh…wait…it hasn’t even started yet has it? Well fuck. Gonna be a long 4 years.
