oh my god
12.03.2026 22:59
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Long, but this was a phenomenal read (no you don’t have to like sports to enjoy it).
www.theatlantic.com/magazine/202...
Italy beats the USA 8-6
Good words of warning here. AI models are generally designed to read and incorporate (and, in a sense, believe) virtually everything they find online, with very few guardrails. The information can get divorced from its original source, context, & rebuttals or retractions. That's a really big problem
Italy has an espresso machine in their dugout ☕🇮🇹
📸 Chris Vaccaro on X
Unfortunately, “Yo brother, legal team confirmed we can’t work with minors rn” is an instant classic
the water rune from old school runescape (shape of a teardrop
shave the bush into a teardrop, call that shit runescape
NEW BUNDLE: SilkLeaf // #VALORANT
Includes: Vandal, Marshal, Stinger, Bandit, and Fan
his character choice has always perplexed me, it's SO obviously a bad option
The Seattle Torrent set a new U.S. arena record for a women’s hockey game with 17,335 fans at their first-ever Climate Pledge Arena sellout on Friday night versus the Toronto Sceptres.
This is the third time the PWHL has broken the U.S. arena attendance record this season.
flug on a white background, Flug looks tired.
album cover for a band called GOITSE
did a quadruple take
Liver's cheap because there's low demand for it. If everyone started eating it, it would become expensive. And even if everyone loved it, it's only recommended that you eat it once a week, or you risk vitamin A toxicity. Would be nice if the secretary of HEALTH knew that!
Guy who is really into preserves watching Space Jam and wondering why this basketball subplot is taking so long when both the humans and cartoons could be making space jam
hockey, incredible sport. concerning how they float around out there though. perhaps some sort of witchcraft, or a curse. they’re all just gliding around as if disconnected from the ground. wouldn’t let my kids get mixed up in all that
a Free Press headline, Why Is No One Having Sex? https://www.thefp.com/p/why-is-no-one-having-sex
The Free Press is discovering new levels of Telling On Yourself that scientists previously thought could not exist
Burnout 3 is underrated as one of the very, very best games of all time because you can show Burnout 3 footage to people two decades later and their reaction will still be "hell yeah, this rules. I wanna play this right now."
my wife has developed a new bit where she waits until the exact moment I hit play on the youtube video I’ve spent ten minutes hunting for that perfectly fits our mutual tastes to announce she’s going to bed
The meme has Brian riding on a pastry skateboard with cookies for wheels and a mountain dew refrigerator with the text Roses are red violets are blue Tony hawk's Pro skater 2
A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.
A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."
A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."
A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"
Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not
valorant edaters are insane
the games industry is collapsing/has already collapsed and investors are never coming back and that all sucks but i do generally have hope that a more stable, genuinely independent scene will emerge in its absence. that is until i see a single comment on any video by the gaming audience jesus christ
HOW DOES THIS GRIFT KEEP WORKING
drafts folder: everyone meet in the street in twenty minutes we're going bare ass to greet a new american century It Happened Imao
got some drafts locked and loaded thanks bluesky
how does it not bother investors that Elon Musk never actually delivers the thing
if he didn't deliver affordable EVs, the 100% solar-powered Superchargers, the "alien dreadnought" factory, the game-changing solar roof, or L5 self-driving why believe he'll deliver data centers in space or whatever?
Image of the Yeti in the skiing Windows game SkiFree eating the player
Breaking: Tragedy at the Winter Olympics
