Jo

I just assumed Holly was Peepers tbh.

I don't understand this youngun and his jive talking.

Keep running your mouth boy. Your balls will be by your knees soon enough.

How dare you. Im still only 49.

😃

I can't believe Iran is defending itself against the defensive action.

*Coughs.

UNDER NEON LONLINESS!

Also, "Dear Slags" is an excellent opener in any professional setting.

They have failed to register their requirements on my database of concerns.

The Birkenhead to Chester train is always fun. The man in an Everton bobblehat who smells of dried poo and talking to himself. The guy who looks like Evan Dando, but with a forehead tattoo.And the 50 something couple sat opposite each other engrossed in their phones.The man was looking at boobs.

We'll go through, but by accident rather than design. One in off Guessands arse or something similar.

Maybe both up there and just chuck it in? A bit meh all round wasn't it?

JP, a goal right now would go a long way.

#cpfc

6pm is too early for bed right?

I'll be praying for you. Stay strong. Don't talk to strangers carrying scythes.

Honestly, you'll be lucky to live to see this reply.

If, by some miracle you're still alive. Drink beer as soon as possible, trust me. I'm (not) a doctor.

The Shamen lied didn't they?

Im voting for any politician with the guts to stop the wind. Keep our bins safe.

Playground shit man.

Absolute scenes as a wheelie bin is blown over.

Has anyone suggested we "simply" build a canal yet?

"It's Immigrants robbing you."

Big Lotto jackpot tonight. Just think, this time tomorrow, I could be £5 poorer.

"You have to do the Turning On Again part"

4 days this PC was unplugged. Nobody thought to mention it. Also nobody connected the slim client being swapped, and the slim client not working. Two totally unrelated things.
PEOPLE JEN, PEOPLE!

An email. Asking people to plug in what they've unplugged.

When sending a work email. Don't forget to start with an affirmation of togetherness. Show enthusiasm via capitals.

Start with good news.

Then slip in the important message to the dumb motherfuckers you work with.

Not too cold either. Spring is definitely coming.

Teetotal too. Just saying.

A red fronted store. Questionable name.

Although Hitler Fried Chicken was considered a good idea by someone, so who knows?