a sex dog screaming into a pillow
The 2 most scarring experience I had with being deplatformed were instagram and patreon.
(I've not been deactivated anywhere, today, I just wanna talk about it).
Thirsty? Yeah, im veryyy thirsty~ ill be righttt there wrrff
Jdkfkjf check out this awesome peice by @pup-drake.bsky.social
This is still available, btw!
Hehe new art courtesy of bro
@pup-drake.bsky.social
Fuck this!
Running peoples art through ai then calling it your own work!?
FUCK RIGHT OFF. BLOCKED
That is exploitation and just fucking rude.
BLOCKED littlepig.bsky.social
Derpy dogwolf be derpin'
If I replace thinking with gym time, I can get bigger and not experience The Horrors™️ nearly as much.
Life hack!
Im aomehow convinced hes gonna bite me.. even with a toony plastered on grin i know i aint safe
@pup-drake.bsky.social did infact still bark at me afterwards
Even a perma grin cant hold back sass like that
The winners are:
✨ @tuckertail.bsky.social
✨ @snepcubsakai.bsky.social
✨ @lupuslondonwolf.bsky.social
✨ @pupboihermes.bsky.social
Congrats! DM me to discuss your pieces!
I may have to charge extra for that, depending on the type of wing
Will message tomorrowss
I'm feeling sporty all of a sudden
For some reason I pictured this as you delicately placing a cereal flake on the tip and then getting VIOLENTLY erect to catapult it into your maw
Baked to perfection
CHOMP
This! This is why you should never feel ashamed to reshare your own artwork.
We're not content farms, we're people making artwork.
Our art is worth more than a scrolling glance. Share it more than once.
Anyone who gets annoyed isn't here to appreciate art, they're here for content.
Zonked so EVERY time your phone dings, you instantly drop and do 20 pushups 😘
Thanks, derg!
The minute I heard Kit needed a new look, I HAD to jump at the chance!
You better wake the fuck up now. If we don't make their lives ABSOLUTELY FUCKING MISERABLE, we're going be the ones who get shafted. And HARD.
You best believe that everything about the Internet we know is going to die and everything we know and love with it.
I've made my calls today. You need to.
And once you get lost in the swirls and void of the spirals, there's only one possible thing you can do... and that's share it!
All your bros are great, but they'd be even better as zonked out bros!
I need to be spiral trained and also spiral train others tbh. I've got a script cooking on the backburner for it.
I'm afraid this lesson is purely olfactory.
*shoves your snout into my crotch*
And there it is... In black and white...
My life goal
My junk smells great, send post
It's true, I was the bus driver
You're already SO donkey, bro!
You like living life on the edge
Tempted to just disqualify you from winning
you don't need much encouragement there... 🌀 do you, roo? 🌀
I'll also do a giveaway!
Four chances to win!
✨ Like
✨ Follow
✨ Repost
✨ Comment what you'd want to be zonked into doing!
I'll pick the four winners at random on Sunday the 8th!!
