In case you missed it, Charlie Kirk has left the GOP
11.09.2025 02:18
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In case you missed it, Charlie Kirk has left the GOP
If you’ve got a MAGA hat, I’ve got zero empathy. I wouldn't piss in your mouth if both of your teeth were on fire.
Kash in a cap, lookin' like crap,
Cross-eyed, droolin', takin' a nap.
FBI jacket but brain on delay,
Another MAGA moron just slurped his day away.
There once was a bleach-blonde buffoon,
Who howled at the chemtrails by noon.
With a hat made of foil,
And a face fit to spoil,
She snacks on regret with a MAGA-spoon.
BREAKING: Felon 47 survives a full can of RAID. Scientists baffled. Exterminators requesting hazard pay. Cockroaches say, "Don’t lump us in with that thing." 🪳💀 #RAID47 #TrumpRoach #CrispyCoup
When the spray tan fades, the rug's on the dresser, and the only thing stiff is the pillowcase stain...
Felon 47 sleeps peacefully knowing his cult still thinks he's a billionaire genius.
#MAGAInsomnia #CheetoNap
Feeling stressed? Try the Felon 47 Voodoo Doll™ — now in Extra Whiny Orange! Every pin releases a felony, a tantrum, or a ketchup blast. It’s therapy you can stab.
#TherapyWithThread #Felon47 #TheAngryCreamsicle
Trump’s new role: Liar-nocchio.
Claims: 6'3", 220 lbs, totally honest.
Reality: 78-year-old felon with a nose that needs its own Secret Service detail.
#Felon47 #PinocchioPresidency #TheAngryCreamsicle
Ted Cruz as the Cowardly Lyin’ — fleeing from storms, spines, and truth since forever.
If cowardice were currency, this guy could fund another Cancun trip.
#CowardlyCruz #WizardOfFraud #TheAngryCreamsicle
Mike Lindell shook his My Piggy Bank and got nothing but dust—just like his legal defense. 😭💸
When your empire’s built on Kool-Aid and court L’s, the only thing left to fluff is your bankruptcy pillow.
#MyPiggyBank #MAGAmeltdown #TheAngryCreamsicle
BREAKING: B6 spotted cosplaying as Chucky’s menopausal cousin. Claims she’s “cutting spending,” but we think she just cuts. Between the Kool-Aid curls and stitched-up sanity, she’s one pitchfork away from a Fox News horror reboot. 🎃
#B6 #GoodGuysGoneBad
🍊🎭 Felon 47 finally dressed for the job he’s applying for: maximum security performance artist.
It’s not Silence of the Lambs, it’s Whimper of the Whambulance.
Strapped in. Masked up. Still full of s**t.
#MAGA #HannibalCheeto #OrangeYouEmbarrassed #CultLeaderCosplay
“Sir, nobody gets the block in the right hole like that.”
He grinned, shoved the square peg into a round hole, and called it perfect.
Cognitive test? More like a Fisher-Price felony.
#Felon47 #BrainRot #CultOfStupid #SquarePegMessiah
🦴BREAKING: Scientists uncover early ancestor of Marjorie Taylor Greene.
Turns out evolution took one look and said, “Nah, I’m good.”
Cavewear? Check.
Kneepads? Check.
Cheeto beard? You already know she’s been worshippin’ Felon 47’s "snack pack."
#OrangeFacedOralTradition #MarjorieTheMissingLink
If Felon 47 supporters get divorced…
are they still brother and sister? Or does the family tree just grow another loop?
My cousin-wife says yes.
#UncleDaddy2025 #MAGAgenes #CousinstitutionalRights
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f a president can choose to ignore a unanimous 9-0 SCOTUS ruling and we just let him get away with it, America is already gone.
Ted Cruz lookin’ like Grandpa Munster dipped his face in a bag of Cheetos and crawled outta Cancun to gaslight America. Not a senator, just a low-rent Dracula with a Fox News fetish. Somebody get this man a napkin—and a damn clue. 🧛♂️🧀 #CountCruzula #TexasDeservesBetter
Now available: Ivanka’s Nepo Baby Formula™ — Fortified with Daddy’s Tax Breaks & 100% Entitlement Enriched. Burps self-worth, poops gold. No skills? No problem. Just add privilege & shake. #NepoBaby #KeepPrivileged #TrustFundProtein #Satire
Felon 47 bragging he "holds the cards" — buddy, they're all made in China like his merch & his loyalty to foreign banks. MAGA: All bluff, no hand. Just a bankrupt clown shuffling imported lies. #MadeInChinaMAGA #Felon47 #BiggestLoser
Baby Boohoo™ — the only doll that screams, lies, and soils itself while claiming to be a "very stable genius." Pull the string, hear the whining. Batteries not included (but indictments are). #Trump #MAGA #Cult45 #BabyBoohoo
New from Felon 47’s Mar-a-Lie-Go kitchen: Chef Boyarewe Fucked™ — now with extra indictments & a side of cult tears. Best served cold... like revenge... or leftover Big Macs. Warning: May cause orange stains & delusions of grandeur.
#ChefBoyareweFucked #Felon47 #MAGA
Oink on the green, swingin' obscene,
MAGA hat tight on his porky bean.
Grip it, rip it, belly so wide,
Snortin' for par with hammy pride.
BREAKING: Scientists discover the missing link between Cro-Magnon and QAnon — B6 in her natural habitat. No shoes, no facts, just rage, rocks, and Facebook memes. Evolution didn’t fail her — it straight up ghosted her. #CaveKaren #B6 #StoneColdStupid #TAC
Just Sayin
My GOP neighbors are going crazy.
Renamed my Wi-Fi.
It’s now
“Hunter’s laptop.”
Nothing on my end I can see
The Republican Senate just voted to CANCEL the Biden rule capping bank overdraft fees at $5. Once again, Republicans pick Wall Street over working families.
CVS has their Gillette razors under more security than Pete Hegseth’s war plans
Tell that to the guy who thinks executive orders come with a crown and a get-out-of-jail-free card.
If Biden so much as mentioned selling EVs from the White House lawn, Faux News would be in full meltdown mode, screeching about socialism, impeaching him for the 87th time, and collectively shitting their Depends.
