📗Dildo Baggins 🍏 (he / him)

Looking for a genie to turn me into my wife's phone so I can be held all day while getting tummy rubs.

9 hours to drive the oil across?

The urea story was scarey to hear yet chart has a way to go

BREAKING: High Court has ruled that Mariameno Kapa-Kingi was unlawfully expelled from Te Pāti Māori. The Judge has ordered that the party write to the speaker to advise that she is once again an MP for the party.

Bluesky CEO Jay Graber Is Stepping Down Venture capitalist Toni Schneider will take over as interim CEO as Bluesky’s board of directors hunts for a permanent replacement.

BREAKING: Graber is out as CEO of Blueksy.

Full report here from @knibbs.bsky.social:

www.wired.com/story/bluesk...

Dont post when you high Mo.

It may save your ass 🤣🤑

Over 800 Patriot missiles used in one week in the Middle East, while Ukraine received only 600 in four years.

Sometimes numbers tell the story better than words. 🤔

For Andrew, who is among more than 100 other trial participants receiving an ongoing funded supply of tablets through a “compassionate use” programme, the drug has been life-changing.

“I now take two doses a week and it doesn’t feel like a treatment, it feels like a cure,” he says.

#Gamechanger

EECA are good for 50k ... but if you want 200k they will expect your first born to be called Beeca

Makes me think of vision on .. remember that little didy

a grim reaper is holding a scythe in a black and white photo in front of a tree . Alt: a grim reaper is holding a scythe in a black and white photo in front of a tree .

The bombs used in the Gaza genocide were all American hardware.

To end WW2 over 100,000 civilians were killed by American hardware.

Over 400,000 civilains were killed in Vietnam by American hardware.

The destruction of Iran, American hardware.

+++++++++

The hurt USA inflicts on the world is done with a sence of impunity. 🤷

A 1944 map by geologist Harold Fisk charts a 40-mile stretch of the Mississippi River from Friars Point to Gunnison, Mississippi. Fisk used aerial photos and maps to estimate the past and then-present channels. Source: https://www.nationalgeographic.com/science/article/mississippi-rivers-hidden-history-uncovered-by-lidar?fbclid=IwY2xjawQYXkdleHRuA2FlbQIxMABicmlkETFCZ2JBT2tWdVlXMmEzNU5Uc3J0YwZhcHBfaWQQMjIyMDM5MTc4ODIwMDg5MgABHsbjW-Yuubr_o_Kfeh0Elzc94geDwfXIZmeNL7NyljEBAOEjH53m2QLSo1NF_aem__4NkCIJ_D8J6mI1e8eMByg

Rivers are living beings.

Military led climate terrorism continues.
Some countries are killing us all. Thnx for your service Nick

1/10 If the last few days of Iranian strikes on Dubai have proven anything, it’s that a massive number of people completely despise the city and those living there.

And honestly? There are very good reasons to despise them.

A thread on the city of hypocrites 🧵👇

The skyline sparkles.
The water is turquoise.
The dream looks perfect.

But behind the image lies exploitation, propaganda, and a system where money matters more than people.

Influencers sell the dream.
Reality pays the price.

I went to pornhubs about us page ... no I think this is wrong 😁

Glorious Autumn day here. Had to pull gloves out to scooter to work today. 😒

IF true this is FUCKED UP!

While the programme may have evolved over the last six decades, one constant is its theme song, 'Hillbilly Child'.

“It's like Pavlov's dog. You hear that track and you're just taken into Sunday night, seven o'clock, breathe out, it's all good, it's Country Calendar.”

Its getting impossible to avoid.

Although i do find it helpful when I forget how to do certain things in excel .. or to be fair many software packages.

MINISTRY OF TRANSPORT TE MANATO WAKA OC250218 26 March 2025 Tena koe Andy, I refer to your email dated 13 February 2025, requesting the following under the Official Information Act 1982 (the Act): " was wondering about the pre-election promise of 10,000 EV chargers and where we're at? Could you please let me know how this is progressing as you're always keen to point out that you only deliver what you campaigned on. I would like to know how many of these have been completed and the projections for 2025 and 2026" I am aware that as at 31 December 2024, there were 1,378 public EV charge points in New Zealand, with another 714 in the pipeline for installation. No yearly targets for installation have been set for the years between now and 2030. This is because decisions on the number of installations that occur in each year will be led by the private sector. To achieve the 10,000 charge point target, Cabinet agreed the Supercharging EV Infrastructure work programme on 15 April 2024 [CAB-24-MIN-0123 refers]. The work programme includes updating the co-investment model and actions to reduce the regulatory barriers inhibiting a rapid rollout of charging infrastructure. Naku noa, nă Nick Paterson Manager Environment

Nowhere, it was a lie

A Tūī surveying its local area looking for other birds to chase away #birds #Tui

That's a weird way to put a shirt on but ok.

Most of my life I was taught that Nelson Mandela was a terrorist......and then one day he wasn't 🤷🏾‍♂️

The brutal, despicable, and grim side of war. The burial of the 150 elementary school girls killed in American-Israeli strikes on #Iran was today.

Inside the not-yet-open Archives NZ building.

Trump live now is a comedy show.
Im crying and laughing at the buffoon