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@giantwriter

Sci-fi writer, but my toxic trait is that I believe I can write anything. Maybe. Probably. The worst part of getting older is realizing a Gunstar can take an X-Wing in a fight.

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A Tale of 2 Starbucks

Baristas at 1st SB: "Try a Cold Brew with lemonade! People order it all the time!"

Baristas at 2nd SB: "We tried that lemonade thing you ordered last time. Are you alright???"

15.11.2025 18:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Stuvic Groundwater longs to become the first dwarven dragon rider. When humans attack, the realm is threatened by mind-altering dark magic. Denied membership by the elven-only riders, he builds his own dragon. If the riders fall, Stuvic will be the only one left to save the realm. #QuestPit #W #F

12.02.2025 21:03 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Don Hartley has a lot to do before he dies. He has to repair his marriage, steal a starship, and escape Earth to warn the colonies about a covert alien invasion. His wife is offworld, the aliens are cunning, and his only backup is a ragtag group of fellow cancer patients. #QuestPit #Q #SF #A

12.02.2025 19:28 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ok so if the Enterprise A was considered a heavy cruiser, does that mean the D was a battleship? A dreadnaught even?

#startrek

24.11.2024 15:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

In the throes of a stomach bug, I watched the first episode of Voyager.

WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO THE 2ND CARETAKER?!?

24.11.2024 15:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Same. My Clark Kent job is really putting a damper on my Kal-El job. But I’m off next week so there’s light at the end of the tunnel!

21.11.2024 18:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Guy Gardener has the absolute worst haircut in all of comics, yeah? Couldn’t possibly be any character out there with something worse, right? RIGHT?? #comics

21.11.2024 15:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Congrats!!

21.11.2024 15:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Shoutout to the kid who volunteered to write down the names of kids β€œwho were being good”, then proceeded to write his own name on said list. You’re playing chess and everyone else is playing checkers, my man.

#adventuresinsubbing

20.11.2024 02:04 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Did I write today? No. But I DID work on a Blender 3D image for a writing competition. Name of the file:

Underwater House of Commons

19.11.2024 05:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man is talking about being a jedi like his father before him ALT: a man is talking about being a jedi like his father before him
16.11.2024 06:44 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I forget who, but someone once dropped this gem on me:

"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy."

15.11.2024 03:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Me: β€œWhew! Work is calming down so now I can get back to writing!”

Also me: β€œWait…Homeworld 3 AND Dune Spice Wars are on sale??”

14.11.2024 20:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So, I'm here to ask the tough questions that plague my mind.

For example, why in the world would the Jedi of the Old Republic allow something as evil as slavery to exist? Like Qui-Gonn gets to Tatooine, sees slavery in action, and is all like, "Nah, we aren't here for that."

#starwars

14.11.2024 01:39 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Nourishment, ravenous, satiated

I mIIIIIIIght be hungry.

13.11.2024 23:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If I ever have the privilege of having a book signing, you can bet there will be a taco cart there.

Also, I’ll have lasers and an entrance theme song. Reading from my book? Sure. But stick around for the karaoke that follows.

13.11.2024 21:56 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hey everyone! So I just followed a lot of starter packs for writing and sci-fi and writing sci-fi and writing writing and sci-fi sci-fi. Happy to be here and excited for the community!

13.11.2024 21:43 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's like I just showed up to a party and you were the first person I spotted haha

13.11.2024 21:04 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1