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@sirnemo

Cascadia resident. Mayor of Hobbiton. Fan of books, sports, movies, music, and good coffee. Personal sports obsessions: the Ducks (quack), Liverpool FC, Niners, Trail Blazers, Avalanche, and the Yankees. Fuck ICE. Cymru am byth. YNWA. πŸ¦†πŸ΄σ §σ ’σ ·σ ¬σ ³σ Ώ

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80s singer Thomas Dolby on raising queer kids: "the eldest is trans, the middle is a lesbian, and the youngest is a drummer"

80s singer Thomas Dolby on raising queer kids: "the eldest is trans, the middle is a lesbian, and the youngest is a drummer"

The 3 genders

11.03.2026 14:00 πŸ‘ 5762 πŸ” 1592 πŸ’¬ 76 πŸ“Œ 124

Kid: Mommy, what is Magic City?
Mother: Naked women dance in there.
*Kid runs out and joins a gang*

11.03.2026 14:36 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Best dialogue ever written. What a movie.

11.03.2026 06:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I thought Adebayo topping Kobe’s scoring record would be funny, but I didn’t expect it to be THIS funny

11.03.2026 05:30 πŸ‘ 30 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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HAHAHAHAHAHA!

11.03.2026 03:17 πŸ‘ 30 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

Worth noting: if Italy qualify for the World Cup, their first game is against Canada

11.03.2026 04:45 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

we beat canada at their sport and italy beat us at our sport so to restore equilibrium canada must beat italy at bocce

11.03.2026 04:17 πŸ‘ 475 πŸ” 81 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 2

Imagine how good A'ja and Bam's hypothetical kid could be at basketball. That would be wildly talented genetics. πŸ˜‚ "who was scarier to face in the driveway, mom or dad?"

11.03.2026 03:57 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

A'ja Wilson is just so fucking cool, man. That's the GOAT.

11.03.2026 03:20 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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They brought A'ja into Bam's postgame presser I am deceasssseddddd !!!

They way they talk about each other >>>

And A'ja final line... **God doesn't play about Bam."

😭😭😭❀️❀️❀️

#NBASky #SkyHoops

11.03.2026 02:59 πŸ‘ 246 πŸ” 91 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 40
Xabi Alonso

Xabi Alonso

No real adjustments, either? Been time. He knows our ethos.

11.03.2026 02:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Right? Been watching a replay (at work during the match) and we looked bored and listless. Unacceptable. Hate being that guy, but: we both know Xabi's waiting. Probably why he hasn't accepted a new gig yet.

11.03.2026 02:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It's why I always loved him: he matched my intensity when it comes to teams I love. πŸ˜‚

11.03.2026 02:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

(Man, now I miss Kloppo all over again. Hope he's doing well.)

11.03.2026 02:41 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Never a hater, merely a (born) skeptic. This Scoot? This man named Sterling? This is what I was hoping for. And it makes me happy as fuck.

11.03.2026 02:40 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
11.03.2026 01:50 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

For $70, the mug I'm buying better call me pretty and threaten my enemies. Fucking ridiculous.

11.03.2026 01:44 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I ended up spending $70 on an LFC mug because I didn't realize it was sending from the Netherlands. I better be getting some fucking cheddar back.

11.03.2026 01:43 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Incredible stuff on the timeline

11.03.2026 00:24 πŸ‘ 988 πŸ” 160 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 1

the world would be a better place if it was all just Portland oregon lowkey

11.03.2026 01:21 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

hi i’m johnny knoxville and this is stand up paddle boarding the straight of hormuz

11.03.2026 01:20 πŸ‘ 1712 πŸ” 245 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 5

Some can pull off bald, some can not. That dude...no.

11.03.2026 01:09 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

......dudes rock.

11.03.2026 01:08 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I don't know, Matthew, why doesn't the GOP stop calling everyone who doesn't agree with them "evil" and "deserving of death"? Rat bastards stood up and *cheered* that shit at the SOTU.

11.03.2026 01:05 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Guys I’m deceased. This is ice cream.

11.03.2026 00:55 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

Sun Tzu (D-NY) - β€œWhen your enemy is making a mistake, fix it for him at great cost to yourself.”

11.03.2026 00:40 πŸ‘ 10435 πŸ” 2600 πŸ’¬ 167 πŸ“Œ 50

Jerry Jones to Rashan Gary after seeing the news

11.03.2026 00:34 πŸ‘ 115 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

NFL defenders to play more than 6,000 snaps since 2019:

Byron Murphy - 6,172
MAXX CROSBY - 6,112
End of list

The next DL/Edge with the most snaps over that time period is Brian Burns with 5,294 snaps.

That’s a lot of plays on Crosby’s odometer!

11.03.2026 00:42 πŸ‘ 268 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 5

"Everyone is 12" Theory has really been putting up some numbers this year.

11.03.2026 00:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Trey’s agent.

11.03.2026 00:13 πŸ‘ 35 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0