They get mad when people on SNAP want to buy soda
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They get mad when people on SNAP want to buy soda
I recall there was some prize if you got a rare blue princess toadstool
Nintendo Suing U.S. Government Over Tariffs aftermath.site/nintendo-tar...
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Most of the footage of the famous 2000 "Super Mario 128" tech demo was recorded with handheld cameras by the audience, with the presenter drowning out the game sound. Only 10 seconds of direct feed footage exist, which reveal that the sound was a cacophony of Marios screaming.
SNES games for $75 USD, or about $150 now. Pretty insane to remember how relatively cheap videogame software is now.
Whoa, memory unlocked. I'm always fascinated when you watch something you haven't seen in like 25+ years that doesn't seem familiar at all until your brain just settles in and suddenly it's major deja vu, only it really did happen.
Picture of Marjane Satrapi alongside a quote from her. The quote reads: The world is not divided into countries. The world is not divided between East and West. You are American, I am Iranian, we don't know each other, but we talk together and we understand each other perfectly. The difference between you and your government is much bigger than the difference between you and me. And the difference between me and my government is much bigger than the difference between me and you. And our governments are very much the same... - Marjane Satrapi, Iranian-French graphic novelist
Thinking about this quote from Persepolis creator Marjane Satrapi again.
How DOES enforcement work here? Is Hegseth going to mandate that scoutmasters do genital checks on all the kids? I'm sure that will be a big hit with parents.
The Washington Post's description of the bodycam video of his arrest last year, and the translation of Mr. Shah Alam's comments, is gutting. Remember, he was entirely blind in one eye and could only see three feet in the other, and he spoke virtually no English.
He spent a year in jail for this.
"Mr. Piscatella, I still don't understand what this all has to do with an antiquated term for two weeks."
Really interesting that RE5 isn't really in the conversation like other titles and it's #1, which is why I wouldn't be surprised if it doesn't get a remake. It was personally a big letdown after the masterpiece that is 4.
Former ICE lawyer Ryan Schwank: “I received secretive orders to teach new cadets to violate the Constitution.”
No joke, my switch 2 on launch day randomly came with a coke zero and a can of Pringles. Stealth bundles are wild.
every high profile anti trans critic has an origin story that goes "years ago someone asked me to respect trans people and instead I chose to go insane"
This is a bombshell: One of Epstein's victims accused Trump of sexually and violently assaulting her when she was "13 to 15" and the FBI deemed her credible enough to warrant an interview.
Stephen Colbert said that the FCC and CBS - which is in no way a compromised or complicit organization - wouldn’t allow him to broadcast an interview with Democratic State Rep James Talarico. www.nytimes.com/2026/02/17/a...
A screenshot from Pokemon Scarlet. HEADLINE: Nintendo and The Pokémon Company Receive Patent on Running Games at 12 FPS.
The United States Patent and Trademark Office recently granted Nintendo and The Pokémon Company a patent that states any game running at 12 frames per second is a direct infringement of their copyright.
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This is hilariously accurate and why I often say....
A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.
A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."
A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."
A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"
Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not
They talk and act exactly like Nazis in pursuit of the exact same objectives as Nazis using the exact same tactics and rationales as Nazis but it would be wrong to call them Nazis until they grow the little mustache.
It’s so funny to think about the fact that there’s people out there deferring every life decision to this
RFK Jr: I'm not scared of a germ. I used to snort cocaine off of toilet seats.
having your city noticed by the president is now a natural disaster on par with a hurricane or major flood
Recall these guys were so horrified at the prospect of a Puerto Rican talking about love and unity that the “family-friendly” Christian alternative was an aging sleazebag who gleefully sings about how it’s “mandatory” to statutorily rape underage girls.
DHS data show 14% of immigrants arrested by ICE in the past year had been charged or convicted of violent crimes.
The current regime took a week to abolish USAID, which is three times as old and was not in the news every day for brutalizing children
MINNEAPOLIS (AP) — Alberto Castañeda Mondragón says his memory was so jumbled after a beating by immigration officers that he initially could not remember he had a daughter and still struggles to recall treasured moments like the night he taught her to dance. But the violence he endured last month in Minnesota while being detained is seared into his battered brain. He remembers Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents pulling him from a friend’s car on Jan. 8 outside a St. Paul shopping center and throwing him to the ground, handcuffing him, then punching him and striking his head with a steel baton. He remembers being dragged into an SUV and taken to a detention facility, where he said he was beaten again. He also remembers the emergency room and the intense pain from eight skull fractures and five life-threatening brain hemorrhages.
ICE told nurses this Minneapolis man “purposefully ran headfirst into a brick wall.”
What actually happened is that they pulled him from a car, beat him so viciously with a steel baton that he had 8 skull fractures, 5 life-threatening brain hemorrhages, and couldn’t remember he had a daughter.
“Weight Up” from Valiant Comics’ Super Mario Bros. (1990).
[clears throat, steps up to mic]
Howard Nutlick.
My god, her testimony. It’s just infuriating.
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