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What do you think the rent is like

Emperor Nero Apologist

My coping side says November 2027... 2028 at the latest....

Shitpost version of my sincere belief that the freemasons were one of the primary organs of progressive bourgeois movements, comparable to the function of the party for socialist movements.

YOU ARE EXCREMENT

YOU CAN CHANGE YOURSELF INTO GOLD

Another 100 billion to predictive text

Sometimes there's no way out but through

President Donald W Shrub is literally restarting the Iraq War because, I reiterate, he is a stupid chimp who loves oil bsky.app/profile/sepa...

There are Borats everywhere for those with the eyes to see

I gotta consult the Dream Warriors

Gates to Oblivion are opening all over Cyrodiil... what's going on??

In anticipation of its 20th anniversary let’s all get into the movie Beerfest, which I assume we all half remember from seeing part of on Comedy Central

The number one problem in Westeros? Insufficient Valyrian blood magic.

Faustian Bargains

Imperial: If Tiber Septim was alive today he'd want a United Empire!

Nord: No! He would support the independence of Skyrim!

Tiber Septim: I fucking love Moon Sugar

Cyrus will triumph over Babylon again

These are some really solid choices and also a Paradox game (I say with over 1000 hours in CK2 and 3)

I think we should seek to ultimately do away with pornography as a distinct category from the rest of art/entertainment. Action movies, horror, tragedy, all play on activating libidinal impulses and I don't see why sexuality should be any different. We'd have better porn if it wasn't ghettoized.

He brought orc law to an elf town

Captain Crunch leading the movement of young officers in a coup d'etat against King Vitaman

I seriously fuck with all of these things as an adult who's not in school

For some reason it feels like it makes sense that he's both the guy who's written some of the best songs of all time and also constantly on the verge of writing absolute dogshit

It was his turn

I can eat for a day with a single coin

I was not prepared for how much of this movie is Bruce Lee doing Master of Disguise

Our culture comes together around our FAMILY being FOOD for the DROWNED GOD

I love my culture that celebrates arbitrary cruelty and mocks any actual attempt at state-building or infrastructure

My people do not value honor. If you are honorable we hate you actually.

Going out of my way to use narrow definitions of terms and only take into account the present rather than history because I am keenly aware I'll never piss off the church as much as Frederick II did