petit biche (🔐)

screenshot of email with heading "Cornell decision," the body of which reads "See attached for letter from Director......" and features one attachment, titled "Rejection letter 2026.docx"

obsessed with the way they sent this

Mae: [Holding wasp spray] Is this good for wasps? Gregg: No, it kills them.

Greggory Lee. Customer Service Director.

#NITW #nightinthewoods #greggorylee #maeborowski

recolored and hastily edited windows 11 background. it says windows 13 and it's green

Windows 13 rumored to "suck your dick clean off", per sources close to Microsoft.

snack

Thumbs, a 3-panel comic: 1. A tiger sits up alone on his bed, looking at his phone. 2. “It was real nice seeing you again tonight. I haven’t stopped smiling.” The Tiger wrote. He then receives three responses that seem like gibberish. Someone struggling to convey their thought. Auto-correct clearly failing them. But the tiger can understand the message. “I like you, too.” 3. A wolf sits alone on his bed, looking at his phone. Struggling to hold the device in his two dog-paw hands. Without thumbs, he can only nap his screen to text as best as he can. For the first time, he feels understood. —— There once was a wolf, believe it or not,
With floppy grey ears and a snout like a blot.
But what made him so strange, if you count all his claws,
Instead of two hands, he was born with two paws

🐾Thumbs🐾

You should pound the deer, look at how badly he wants it

from: @kounalix.bsky.social

little man is at 140 tris

The creator of ChatGPT is named "Altman," as in "alternative to human" and he leads OpenAl, which is completely closed. His main opponent is the company Anthropic, meaning "human-centered" is led by "Amodei," as in "loves gods". Then there's "Gemini," meaning "two-faced," from a company that said that it will do no evil. Brilliant work as always Kojima!

top person labeled "Fetish Content Creator" holding a paper that says "Horror Content" and saying "That's kinda hot, gives me an idea" buttom person labeled "Horror Content Creator" holding a paper that says "Fetish Content" and saying "That's kinda horrifying. That gives me an idea"

And for those of us that fall into both fetish and horror? Good luck! 🖤 🫦

a mixed media piece of a border collie with an intense expression chasing 2 sheep. Very textured grass

🐑🐑

This is the perfect dog to feed to a coyote.

Taking it like a good dog 🥴

#nsfw #murrsuit #fursuit

*Homophobically* We need the 4 Day Work Week

Going to be playing some poor pussy tonight, who's down?

dog toying with a rex

your knot here instead

Prometheus says “hot take” and Greek gods respond “no give that back.”

Sensitive

a cat in a tie sits outside of a factory. the cat says "Hope no one is weird to me." The factory is labeled "Being Weird Factory" and has the bluesky logo on it

for @hereticalcowboy.bsky.social ~

a lot of people say word of mouth is important, but all the biggest investments I’ve made have been driven by stink of dick

the snoofing

My wife won’t finish watching Mr robot or foundation w me and i am getting “cheater’s itch”

nonmonogamous cheating is not having sex with other people but watching a tv show you started together by yourself

i think dragons should be able to stand up the way that mustelids do actually. That would be awsome.

I'll be vending at #vancoufur2026 at table 49 in the dealers den!

I'll be right at the entrance so you can't miss me!

Badge slots, prints, stickers, trinkets and clothing will be ready for you!

Super excited with what I have to share with you all this time!
See you soon!!

Is this what it's like to be a micro

This GOOD BOY ran onto the course during the Women’s Cross-Country Skiing Team Sprint event, crossing the finish line and being automatically recorded by OMEGA’s photofinish camera 😆

It’s wild that I grew up hearing about how artificial sweeteners might cause cancer but then it turned out that non-artificial sweeteners definitely cause cancer.