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A bisexual weirdo with a love of sci-fi, flaring bouts of low self-esteem, good leftist politics, overactive empathy, and you work in IT? You might as well have just said "human fighter".

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While the Tua-to-Atlanta is just pure comedy, this could work. Minnesota has a good team - Nine was just drowning them in his incompetence.

13.03.2026 15:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In her defense, 99% of her neurons at any given time are spent on irrationally hating transfolk.

12.03.2026 04:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've always thought that the best way to solve a drought of minority coaches is to add more white people.

12.03.2026 04:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Have you ever wanted to put the fear of an unjust god into a Trader Joe's assistant manager? Show them this picture and say "They all asked to speak to the manager."

12.03.2026 04:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's all those burritos.

As a famous poet once said, "Those beans and rice didn't miss her."

11.03.2026 13:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Sources: Jets get their QB, trade with Raiders for Geno Smith The Jets are trading for the Raiders' Geno Smith, reuniting the quarterback with the team that drafted him in 2013, sources told ESPN's Adam Schefter on Tuesday.

There is nothing good about the sentence - "got their QB - Geno Smith". Giving up a Justin Fields autographed mini-helmet for Geno Smith is too much. *sigh* Another awful year for the Jets....

www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...

11.03.2026 04:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

WTF? This makes it sound like they bombed a protest because they couldn't get a reservation at Le Bernadin.

@cnn.com - WTF?

10.03.2026 20:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Why...did CNN do this

10.03.2026 12:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 3220 ๐Ÿ” 347 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 295 ๐Ÿ“Œ 357

Petro-masculinity is of course, the study of the brazen and overwhelming masculinity of New Jersey Nets legend Drazen Petrovic.

10.03.2026 20:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Eurobeat truly is a timeless form of music.

08.03.2026 21:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dozens of ekranoplans that will never get built because Trump wanted to cover up the Epstein files. @riverboatjack.bsky.social

07.03.2026 23:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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My current conspiracy theory is that the only reason that Dave Rubin is gay is because American society seems to let gay conservatives use slurs indiscriminately.

07.03.2026 17:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I know some people tend not to understand history, but this is relevant - In his first term, Trump very often fired cabinet members and other staffers to reset narratives. Mullin is a thug. He's always been a thug. This replacement will not reform DHS in any way - if anything, they may get worse.

06.03.2026 15:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I am so surprised that Kristi Noem corruptly paying her besties to make fan videos of fascist crackdowns to Dua Lipa songs didn't really work as a strategy.

04.03.2026 16:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fuck finishing your first war before moving onto your next one - can we start with actually declaring your first war? (Or just not having any?)

04.03.2026 16:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Americans deserve to experience a truthful version of the lies we've fed them - real promise of social mobility, real access to care, real equity, real justice, real liberty.

That's the Promise of the Left - the restoration of America's goals and ideals and not the mess of Christian Capitalism.

04.03.2026 15:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Moron McCheese over here is kinda right.
I don't want America to win. I want AMERICANS to win.
America is a nebulous and fractured concept, built on principles we don't follow anymore and a sense of community we don't have anymore.
However, the people deserve to win. They deserve good food and care.

04.03.2026 15:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The soup brain just keeps being soupy.

04.03.2026 05:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The end of Dan Crenshaw's political career is pretty amusing. No more shitty AI videos, Dan? I'm so sad.

04.03.2026 05:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

EC has been some weird fucking booking. Asuka getting pinned clean by Raquel, AJ Lee going over, Danhausen is now WWE? The ECs are Rhea and Cody fo sho, so I guess Paul felt he needed to get weird around it?

01.03.2026 02:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We are staggeringly terrible at learning lessons from history.

28.02.2026 05:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The hypocrisy is staggering watching the "shut up and dribble" crowd embrace such naked political propaganda.

25.02.2026 22:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Every time I read one of these posts, I dream of ripping out what's left of RFKs larynx. Man deserves to be rotting to death in a Samoan prison, not filming softcore gay porn with Kid Rock.

20.02.2026 20:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What you're seeing with the Epstein files is the possibility of a seismic shift in business and governance and older access journalists are terrified by the ideas of either having to rebuild their network with whatever replaces them or losing their spot to somebody younger who has that access.

19.02.2026 14:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The Senate is a tough road, but if we win it in 2026, we can block an Alito replacement and potentially get SCOTUS back towards 5-4, with Roberts and Thomas being the senior citizens.

18.02.2026 22:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This article is the most incoherent of Jewish propaganda. It attacks Spike Lee for daring to wear a kaffiyeh in the presence of a Jewish athlete (and assumes he planned that), and then gushes about the worst bobsled team at the Olympics and Marty Supreme? This feels like ChatGPT bad.

18.02.2026 22:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Raphael's Jitte In our version of the TMNT universe, you'll see Raph wielding a slightly different weapon than you're used to. Here's why we made this choice.

I'm sorry Wizards, but trying to write an article where you justify changing TMNT lore to feel "more Japanese" when it's pretty obvious that you did this so you could recycle an already existing item and make the other the laziest piece of design possible is weak.

magic.wizards.com/en/news/feat...

18.02.2026 22:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dems need to work to fight the white self-victimization narrative.

18.02.2026 00:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Can we stop givin any relevance to Brianna Wu now?

16.02.2026 01:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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She tweeted more of her feelings, but this is less comedy and more sad middle-aged racist with a face full of ABS.

09.02.2026 16:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0