Modern country music was made for people who hate music. I said what I said.
26.02.2026 23:15
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Modern country music was made for people who hate music. I said what I said.
I just reported a Christian Singles ad as “too sexual”. So, how’s your morning going?
The very first thought that popped into my mind when my alarm went off just now was “I can’t wait to get home from work today”.
I love dogs, but this morning I saw a German Shepard EATING a small cat in the vacant lot next door. If I EVER find a dog attacking a cat I take care of, I will not hesitate in killing it. At all.
The only plus side of being dead ass broke for the past nine years is that my credit is slowly improving….because I’ve never been able to pay off the debts that are sitting on my report so now they’re just falling off at the seven year mark. Take that late stage capitalism.
Just remember, Bad Bunny can actually run and be elected for President, while that Russian prostitute in the White House cannot.
BREAKING: The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raymundo Gutierrez.
I’m a regular freakin Betty Crocker. 🤘🏽
I’ve decided I’m just going to eat, drink, and do whatever I want. The fall of democracy is happening right before our eyes and it’s the least amount of pleasure I can obtain. Until then world right itself, this is my mantra. Either that, or hopefully it kills me before it all ends…
Is it just me or does anyone else not have the energy to reconnect with people from the past who reach out? There was never any bad blood or baggage. I just really don’t care anymore about someone I haven’t thought about in decades….
Soooo many dogs in shelters and foster care, but yall wanna be out here posting the doodles you drove across country to get. SMH.
How has the orange fat fucktard lasted this long?! Why has he made it to the end of 2025 still upright?! The deed should already have been done by now but here we are, listening to him flap on about starting the Hunger Games in the US. I want out of this time line.
It’s always when my makeup is on point that I receive bad news.
I love how stupid fucking Jehovah’s Witnesses will still approach me when I have headphones on and my head down and speed walking. Nothing says “stop and talk to me about Jesus” quite like that!
Maybe one day, when a friend messages about flying to another city to catch a show, I’ll be able to casually say yes without a second’s thought about my finances…..maybe one day.
If you’re not having tamales and cafecito on Thanksgiving morning, are you even Mexican?
No human has ever broken my heart more than the cats who I’ve lost over the years. I don’t know what that says about me or humans.
The older I get, the more difficult I find it is to hide the disdain in my voice when I find what you said or did not to my liking.
Honestly, let the jewel thieves keep it. If they can get away with stealing from the Louvre, I’d say they earned it. And honestly, idgaf about rocks that royals deemed priceless.
Sometimes I wish I could reach out to the electric company and update the gentleman who helped me when I couldn’t pay my bill a few year’s back. He showed me such empathy and went out of his way to get me on a payment plan. I want to tell him how much better it is and that I no longer worry.
Insomnia makes for some weird but valid and sad thoughts come through…like the fact that if I had an accident at home, I’m pretty sure it would take days before anyone maybe noticed…
Look folks. I’m not gonna beat around the bush. I will be left behind in this rapture that’s supposed to happen on the 23rd. So all of you who just KNOW you’re getting the call, can you just Venmo or Cashapp me your money? DM me!
I AM AN ANTI FASCIST.
Come get me you fucking cowards.
The more these loan companies keep offering me money, the more tempted I am to accept ALL of them and then leave this country.
Imagine feeling so entitled that you’re celebrating not having to get vaccines and don’t care about children, immunocompromised adults, or the elderly. What’s it like? To lack so much empathy?
I took a four hour nap today and idk if I’m even human anymore….is this real life?
Conversation today at work:
Coworker to me and another coworker: what is evermore?
Me immediately: Taylor Swift’s extra surprise Covid Album
Other coworker: …..it’s actually a vendor for water…
#swiftie #august #saltair
I don’t care what type of context it’s in, male country singers need to stop singing about girls who are 17.
I can finally wear my Docs at the airport!