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Trump's ethos can be boiled down to the Shrek "Some of you may die but it's a sacrifice I'm willing to make" line.

11.03.2026 18:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He's borrowed Mike Johnson's strategy of weaponized ignorance where current events are concerned.

11.03.2026 18:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If he were alive today, Howerton would be screeching for a metaphorical crucifixion due to his 'liberal' worldview.

11.03.2026 16:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A hole in one never had so many layers or possibilities.

11.03.2026 15:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Clown colors/fonts for a clown president

10.03.2026 23:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Your cardiovascular puns show true arteryistry.

10.03.2026 20:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man in a black shirt is sitting in front of a wall that has butterflies on it ALT: a man in a black shirt is sitting in front of a wall that has butterflies on it

What? He/She couldn't do that, at least I don't thi....

10.03.2026 20:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I always go by the 'If my great-great grandparents couldn't figure out what it was, it's ultra-processed' guideline.
A lot of the woo-woo women I meet who also enjoy Pilates will brag that they eat no processed foods while sucking down vegan protein shakes. That always amuses me.

10.03.2026 20:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Opposite twin. I'm pissed that I had to wear a coat way too many times this winter. We usually never put our shorts away.

10.03.2026 20:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a group of children are sitting at their desks in a classroom with a santa claus poster on the wall . Alt: a group of children are sitting at their desks in a classroom with a santa claus poster on the wall .From A Christmas story. The children are clapping as Ralphie walks around blowing kisses

forthwith, henceforth, and hitherto

10.03.2026 20:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Leadership starts at the top. Trump is the natural captain for this super easy, barely an inconvenience mission.

10.03.2026 20:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just a zygote by Republican leadership standards.

10.03.2026 19:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's about all I can do. Our conversation at the store went along the lines of
Mom, make sure you don't get thongs
Don't treat me like a child. I don't wear those.
...and here we are ๐Ÿ˜‰

10.03.2026 19:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

OMG. My octogenarian mother accidentally bought herself a pack of thong underwear and now she and my husband are arguing about what goes where.
I don't get enough sleep to handle this.

10.03.2026 19:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 18 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I miss the good old days when the carnage was limited to a two year stint on Fox News daytime chatter shows.

10.03.2026 18:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Grimly ironic since his ilk claimed the naysayers didn't want to see Iranian women liberated when Trump was critiqued from both sides of the aisle.

10.03.2026 18:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man says they 're on double secret probation Alt: a man says they 're on double secret probation Dean from Animal House

They should have been placed on double top secret probation!

10.03.2026 18:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The closest she's ever gotten to relevant Air Force experience was watching the Top Gun Volleyball scene on repeat when she was a teenager. I'd wager that was her deceased husband's only familiarity as well.

10.03.2026 18:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Kirk's legacy is selling survival buckets of cheap carbs, Focus Factor cream, and saying bigoted things to get MawMaw and PawPaw to fork over a portion of their pension check to cOntInUe hIs wOrK.

10.03.2026 17:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Trump appoints Erika Kirk to Air Force Academy board to continue Charlie's 'legacy' There are 16 seats on the board. Among them are Republican and Democratic lawmakers, as well as retired Air Force Col. Doug Nikolai.

The Trump administration can claim to have gotten rid of DEI but they've wholeheartedly embraced DUM in its place. www.yahoo.com/news/article...

10.03.2026 17:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This family breeds entitlement and bad taste like it is an Olympic certified sport and they're hungry for the top honors.

09.03.2026 22:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Keyboard nihilists who add a qualifier to statements of sorrow for lost lives should be forced to give their 'Ackshually...' pitches to the friends and family left behind.

09.03.2026 21:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 16 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The correct answer is Yes.

09.03.2026 21:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's a sacrifice he is happy and eager to make.
Whatta guy!

09.03.2026 21:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A complaint needs to be filed with the Department of Tired of All That Winning on the behalf of a weary world.

09.03.2026 21:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

With my track record, the odds of that particular injury aren't 0%.

09.03.2026 21:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Agree. What is true and verifiable shouldn't be treated like a 'Choose Your Own Adventure' book from childhood.

09.03.2026 21:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Woman wearing black bra with a pocket for her phone in the back.

Woman wearing black bra with a pocket for her phone in the back.

I think I'm going to bite the bullet and invest in a few of these.

09.03.2026 18:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When I had more boobage, I lost my husband's office keys in my bra. He was all prepared for the verbal dressing down and many hundreds of dollars in fines when I found them.

09.03.2026 06:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm a member of that club and it suuuuucks where the bra stash is concerned. Even with a sports/running bra, my phone wants to take flight.

09.03.2026 06:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0