Sorry I missed you while you were there! I have a feeling I was ... occupied. Do let me know next time you come down!
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Sorry I missed you while you were there! I have a feeling I was ... occupied. Do let me know next time you come down!
Heck, I've been fully clothed and lounged in one for a while at a party. They're super comfortable when set up right.
Shirtless, somewhat hairy long-haired and bearded man laying in bed with one arm resting above his head
So, how'd *you* sleep last night?
The dream, honestly, as a 6'3" bottom
Don't worry, I already hit the snooze button, so I can bigspoon you for a bit
Huntr/x Demon Days
#kpopdemonhunters
All day I've been trying to get in the mood to go to CumUnion tonight but my heart's not in it, my wallet's not in it, and my hole's not in it. If I had all three I'd be raring to go, two I could convince the third, one I could be talked into it, but all three out? Nah...
Being told how Original Sin meant everyone was a sinner and thus going to hell unless they accepted Jesus.
"Ok, but what sin has a baby committed?"
"Well babies cry."
"First off, crying's not a sin. Second, it's their only method of communication."
"Well... um.. uh... uh..."
As someone who's been playing it since it originally released and started a new save with every single update (*shakes cane* I remember a time before vertical lifts!)
Yes, yes it is.
Ok, Golden Nugget wasn't bad, but I've only been there once. Have you tried Griddle 24? I ate there a few times pre-pandemic
Ok, you've gotta dm me some of them because I've been looking for something 24 hour that isn't IHOP, which, don't get me wrong, but sometimes you want something else
The bandana is a great look. Hopefully it gets the attention it deserves soon
Everything reminds me of that night
How'd you get this pic of me‽
Jesus, for the first time in eons I ... I had to tap out...
Few things make me as proud as hearing "oh no....fuuuuuuuuuuck...holy shit I've never cum that hard"
*suspicious crash in the background*
...uh.... ignore that...
Good for you! Stick with a reasonable fuel. Learn from my mistakes. Don't go down rabbit holes.
Well, Saturday is BellyUp at Jackhammer. Might not quite be your scene but...
Holy shit, that moment when it finally clicks and you realize the colors of the pan flag can be used to create any color
Look, I never said I was smart.
My go-to was always a Double Charco Cheeseburger basket, foot long coney dog, and a jumbo rootbeer, no ice.
Be sure to rhyme "thong" and "shlong"
Right, time to disguise my whoreness with a thin veneer of normalcy and professionalism.
Orange is a good color 😉
I saw that!
But what if they're like hydras? Four leggies becomes eight!
Exactly! You should say "Break FOUR legs!" instead
