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“like bill nye the science guy but for the court of chancery” "the nina totenberg of corporate law" signal: @chancethelawyer.302 mail: chance at chancerydaily dot com everything is a joke, I think that's pretty obvious at this point.

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37,000 Fake AI Comments Mysteriously Oppose Washington State’s Effort To Tax The Rich Ideally, the U.S. public is supposed to be able to comment on government policy proceedings, and the government is supposed to listen to that input. Of course, it doesn’t really work that way: For years we’ve noted how U.S. regulatory comment proceedings are full of bots and fake comments from industries trying to game regulators, and make shitty policy (giant mergers, mindless deregulation, the elimination of consumer protection) 

37,000 Fake AI Comments Mysteriously Oppose Washington State’s Effort To Tax The Rich

Ideally, the U.S. public is supposed to be able to comment on government policy proceedings, and the government is supposed to listen to that input. Of course, it doesn’t really work that way: For years we’ve…

10.03.2026 22:22 👍 102 🔁 44 💬 4 📌 5

I have never met anyone who is more adept at tracking every last cent they have than people who live or have lived in poverty

it is a skill developed out of necessity and it never leaves you

11.03.2026 01:03 👍 3838 🔁 592 💬 55 📌 32

tfw one of the second-order beneficiaries of your little war is the one actor (??) the administration claims to be in strategic competition with and the other is Vlad

11.03.2026 01:34 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

you were pokemon going to panopticon dystopia, whether you realized it or not

10.03.2026 22:32 👍 620 🔁 199 💬 13 📌 3
New Mexico Department of Justice spokesman Lauren Rodriguez said the owners, the family of Texas real estate baron Don Huffines, had granted access for the search, which is understood to include the entire property and public land surrounding it.
Huffines has said he plans to turn it into a Christian retreat.

New Mexico Department of Justice spokesman Lauren Rodriguez said the owners, the family of Texas real estate baron Don Huffines, had granted access for the search, which is understood to include the entire property and public land surrounding it. Huffines has said he plans to turn it into a Christian retreat.

ok bro (derogatory)

10.03.2026 22:13 👍 20 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Odd, since it was just a few hours ago that Sec'y of Energy Wright deleted a tweet saying the Navy had shepherded an oil tanker through Hormuz

10.03.2026 21:53 👍 46 🔁 12 💬 0 📌 3

this hearing is a fucking bloodbath

10.03.2026 21:37 👍 551 🔁 80 💬 22 📌 3

wait what the fuck

10.03.2026 21:53 👍 43 🔁 9 💬 7 📌 0
10.03.2026 21:53 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Chat, is it good when a judge says this?

10.03.2026 21:47 👍 20 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
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Chris Murphy: "I Just came from a two hour, closed door classified briefing on the war. It just confirmed to me it's totally incoherent. We are not gonna be able to achieve any of our stated objectives ... this is a disaster of epic proportions, a 10 day debacle"

10.03.2026 20:30 👍 22248 🔁 7660 💬 870 📌 458

it’s bad mmmmkay

10.03.2026 21:37 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

not a lawyer but is it bad when the judge forces yourside to dig into the metadata of your document?

cause that seems bad

10.03.2026 21:36 👍 14 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

and the fact that it’s like the 863rd most insane legal fact of the day is a bit of a comms problem

10.03.2026 21:36 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

also this case is INSANE

10.03.2026 21:35 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

come watch a baby court watcher being born

10.03.2026 21:35 👍 27 🔁 3 💬 3 📌 0

you right

10.03.2026 21:31 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I mean, yes and no. There was something else dominating the news, but in a lot of ways it was also the same thing

10.03.2026 21:28 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

But he's got a chance to show his new, serious side! Why won't you give him that chance???

10.03.2026 21:26 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Gods, I hope all of the “serious people”™️ who fell for the self-mythologizing of a “hyper-competent fascism” grow the fuck up for next time. Pure make-believe as an organizing principle of society.

10.03.2026 21:24 👍 29 🔁 9 💬 2 📌 0

I’m making fun of Vince McMahon

10.03.2026 21:25 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

langis time

10.03.2026 21:25 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

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Activists and journalists are being targeted with this attack.

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10.03.2026 16:52 👍 14 🔁 19 💬 0 📌 1

there was something dominating the news

10.03.2026 21:22 👍 21 🔁 1 💬 4 📌 0

remember before the war

10.03.2026 21:21 👍 22 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 1

Time has no objective meaning in a federal court

10.03.2026 21:12 👍 19 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

😭😭😭😭😭

10.03.2026 19:38 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a man with a mustache is wearing a white shirt and a blue sweater . Alt: a man with a mustache is wearing a white shirt and a blue sweater turning to the camera and yikes'ing.
10.03.2026 17:53 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This, plus put together strong employee shareholder programs + dividend policies.

Employees and executives earn more as FCF increases. Shareholders are aligned. Excess profits distributed to all. A tax event is created, long term holding is encouraged for a lower long term tax rate and compounding.

10.03.2026 17:52 👍 5 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
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US government offers shipping reinsurance for Hormuz transit Shipping disruption cuts Iraqi exports by 70%

quote source:

10.03.2026 17:08 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0