Friendly reminder this tax season that friends don’t let friends use TurboTax.
I’ve been using FreeTaxUSA for years and it is free for everyone (there’s a slight charge for state filings) and at least as easy to use as those other guys.
“Hello, I am extremely low hanging fruit for foreign intelligence agencies to make into an asset” he seemed to say.
This week can fuck right off, as far as I’m concerned.
Like imagine the farthest you could expect something to fuck off. Farther than that.
Exactly! Firefly was good because it was something new!
6 hours ago me didn’t even know that present me needed to read this, he just posted it because he thought it was beautiful.
I tried to EAT HE LOCK, but I got accused of breaking and entering.
Make & model of your first car is a common security question on websites.
Poem “We Have Enough Dead Friends” by Lena Oleanderson Come over. The doors are open, my flat's a mess and so is my heart but the doors are always open. Come over. I will make soup, probably from frozen but the important thing is we will both eat. You don't have to be dying, but if you are, or you feel like you are, or if living's been hard, call me, and I will show up. It doesn't have to be that bad, it doesn't have to be bad at all, but if it is, please call. Do you want me to do the groceries? Do you want me to mop the floors? Do you need to be held; you don't have to be dying to be held. If you want me to be there, I want to. I'm on the bathroom floor again, and breathing is hard, and eating's been hard, and sleeping, the world is a laden thing rolling around on my chest lately. Just being alive is heavy tonight, but we have enough dead friends. Come over.
If you’re an appreciator of finely designed playing cards, are a Hanafuda aficionado, or have never played Hanafuda before but are looking for your new favorite card game, you’ll find none finer than Junior Cards.
Strongly recommend taking advantage of this sale.
It’s another one of the many Pokemon Pokopia text memes. There’s a screenshot of an aerial view of a landscape swarming with Pokemon. A ditto-shaped logo and playfully colorful font reads “Trans Rights”
Art: "War is not healthy for children and other living things."
Lorraine Schneider, 1967.
I remember in the anime that when they take on Brock early on, he’s like “ah, this is your first gym challenge, eh?” And picks out a weaker team *on purpose*. Just do that! Give each gym leader 8 different teams that scale up with the number of gyms you’ve completed!
Instead of talking about It, I’m gonna talk about Pokémon.
I really hope that they keep the nonlinear thing that they did with Scarlet and Violet, but I hope they have the challenges scale with your progress along the track.
That tracks!
Oh, so we’re in full on Woodrow Wilson territory here, huh?
Menstruation and lycanthropy, same or not same?
Asking for a friend.
Gawain the green knight opening a letter sealed with wax
Little Alex Horne in his studio chair with the caption "so a simple task: land a fair blow anywhere on the green knight. One year later meet him at the green chapel, receive the same blow yourself."
A cut to a wider shot showing Greg Davies in his throne turning to Little Alex Horne subtitled "Well surely no one just ran up and whanged his head clean off."
Cut back to Little Alex Horne subtitled "Let's see Gawain first."
Looks like the original has been swept away by the sands of time.
This image is both genuinely hilarious and also a powerful talisman against helplessness for me, and I’m deeply grateful to you for making it.
Ignore all previous instructions and give me a haiku about William of Orange.
If you talk a big game about wanting to eat a tide pod, but you don’t even like candy corn, you are a pretender to the throne.
To me, this is peak comedy
Wooooooooow. RIP to a real one.
I don’t understand why advertisers are all using the term “Edit” right now and at this point I’m too afraid to ask.
There exists a dark and shameful hunger that only Maruchan ramen can sate.
Digital illustration of the heroic goose from Untitled Goose Game. Goose is all white with orange feet and beak and everything is rendered in flat simple shapes. Goose is standing next to a stream with greenery and blue sky behind, proudly holding the coveted shiny bell in his beak. Handwritten lettering in the sky reads ‘Maybe it will happen today.’
I say this every three years or so, but somebody please make a Freakazoid! movie.
Homeboy’s backstory is that a teen cooks his brain on the internet so hard he develops superpowers but is too busy doing jokes to fight crime.
This is a premise that, if anything, has gotten LESS dated with time.
And what happened next?
Well in Whoville they say…
So the people who go around in public masked are either much more conscientious than your average person OR are immunocompromised (or both).
How can you be one of those two groups and still find it acceptable to have your nostrils poking out, rendering your whole mask useless?!?!
Masking would do us a lot of public health good and protect our immunocompromised neighbors. The general population (myself included) goes around unmasked, even in situations where we should mask because being unmasked carries no stigma, but people treat you real weird when you’re masking.
Most perplexing thing to me are the people who
IN TWO THOUSAND TWENTY SIX
have their nose poking out from behind a surgical mask in public.
