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80s singer Thomas Dolby on raising queer kids: "the eldest is trans, the middle is a lesbian, and the youngest is a drummer"

80s singer Thomas Dolby on raising queer kids: "the eldest is trans, the middle is a lesbian, and the youngest is a drummer"

The 3 genders

11.03.2026 14:00 πŸ‘ 9961 πŸ” 2699 πŸ’¬ 118 πŸ“Œ 195

Glad we're going into summer. Glad we've got a wood-burning stove. Decidedly not glad our regular stove/boiler runs exclusively on oil

11.03.2026 16:40 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

"Simply be Dumas, skill issue" is perhaps not useful writing advice however

11.03.2026 14:43 πŸ‘ 77 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 3
Han Solo saying "It's the ship that made the Straits of Hormuz in 12 parsecs"

Han Solo saying "It's the ship that made the Straits of Hormuz in 12 parsecs"

11.03.2026 09:58 πŸ‘ 384 πŸ” 60 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 4

It was becoming so by the Third Century, post- Edict of Caracalla. Anthony Kaldellis has done a fair bit of work on this.

11.03.2026 14:25 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Of course, the identity of a 3rd-century Anatolian who was in the Roman army probably really does resolve to simply "Roman"

11.03.2026 14:12 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

And if the issue is he wasn't from modern England (and never visited)... well, that's true of most national patron saints. France, Wales and Ireland are broadly outliers here!

11.03.2026 14:10 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

St. George being 'Turkish' is a fascinating bit of historical illiteracy you encounter all the time on the lib-left. St. George likely never met a Turk! They were hundreds of years and several steppe migration waves away from Anatolia!

11.03.2026 14:10 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Once again, the British electorate finds itself woefully out of touch with the Conservative Party and must apologise.

11.03.2026 11:58 πŸ‘ 46 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

When I said 'Kemi Badenoch is so partisan, under her the Tories would oppose puppies and kittens if Labour said something nice about them', I didn't mean it literally.

11.03.2026 12:02 πŸ‘ 1217 πŸ” 324 πŸ’¬ 35 πŸ“Œ 9

Hehe fluffy

11.03.2026 12:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œhow about we send the kurds to cuba” - the greatest thread in the history of CIA, locked by the national security advisor after 12,239 pages of heated debate

08.03.2026 22:35 πŸ‘ 194 πŸ” 26 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 1

The publishing industry's lack of confidence in authors and its own ability to create careers for them is pathetic and, in the end, self-defeating.

11.03.2026 11:51 πŸ‘ 362 πŸ” 99 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 6

You've seen me liveblogging The Expanse S1, but it's striking just how much padding that has without ever *feeling* slow.

But that's a deeper world and an entirely adult cast; they can *afford* to stretch what's there because the material can bear it

11.03.2026 11:38 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
11.03.2026 10:48 πŸ‘ 74 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Arguably *possible* in like the 1810s or so. But strikes me as unlikely

11.03.2026 09:53 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

To be clear I love a tricorne. But it's mostly an 18th-century look

11.03.2026 09:48 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Big tricorne or cocked hats, too

11.03.2026 09:48 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Always interesting that modern artists so comm9nly render Grainne NΓ­ Mhaille in 1710s clothing, brandishing a flintlock and a cutlass. We have one image of "pirate" and will shove anyone into that box

11.03.2026 09:42 πŸ‘ 115 πŸ” 19 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I've already got a "cloud missile" as a kind of smokescreen so that couod fit

11.03.2026 08:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Spray a mass of dense fluid? Enough to get a bit of a shadow, not enough to actually damage a ship going through it?

11.03.2026 08:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Okay, *now* I'm thinking about how you'd make a decoy project a radar shadow

11.03.2026 08:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Post image

Oh good, I get to use this one again

11.03.2026 01:58 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You could probably do a short stopgap of a local occupation but a) extrmely hard, guaranteed losses, very risky, b) no political will, c) still relies on Iran tapoing out at some point because d) only helps thin strikes out, doesn't hard-stop them

11.03.2026 01:54 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The United States, had it the will, could absolutely, over the course of years, conquer Iran. It has a population several times that of Iran's, and could build production capacity to outfit millions of conscript troops.

It does not have the political will for that kind of war (nor should it)

11.03.2026 01:52 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Well yes, that's what I meant by 'political constraint'

11.03.2026 01:51 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

grok how do you open the strait of hormuz

grok how do you clear mines

no grok I don’t mean the game

11.03.2026 01:44 πŸ‘ 786 πŸ” 77 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 3

In this case you're entirely right

11.03.2026 01:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

(And again the problem is "what precisely is the political aim of the war, and can the US Military achieve it in the political constraints of Trump 2", too which the answers are "??????" and "lmao", respectively)

11.03.2026 01:44 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Reopening Hormuz not an insoluble problem in military terms - simply very difficult and requiring a willingness to take sharp losses and out boots on the ground. Which is exactly what the US has no political will for.

11.03.2026 01:41 πŸ‘ 24 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0