If your phone is in Military time, you have been selected for the first round of the Draft! #PackItUp!!!
09.03.2026 01:56
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Coffee gets cold sitting out too long.
09.03.2026 22:51
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I feel much more comfortable in this time zone. My body knows what time it is.
09.03.2026 02:04
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If your phone is in Military time, you have been selected for the first round of the Draft! #PackItUp!!!
09.03.2026 01:56
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Do me a favor
Unclench your jaw and relax your shoulders.
Thank you kindly 🤗
09.03.2026 01:16
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Romanticizing is a survival skill with perfume on it.
It takes the bare minimum and calls it “maybe they’re trying.”
09.03.2026 00:53
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A.I. Videos are RUINING YouTube. It’s really sad to see. I’m almost ready to cancel my premium subscription.
09.03.2026 00:00
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Let’s pack for this work trip. I’m excited for everything, but the WORK part.
08.03.2026 22:03
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Okay, NOW can we stop playing with the clocks? Leave it right here.
08.03.2026 22:02
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Self Care Sundays are paramount to starting the week off right.
08.03.2026 22:01
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Yall coming up with yall list to dodge this Draft?
08.03.2026 21:11
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Faith Evans really went in that booth and gave us “Never Gonna Let You Go”.
08.03.2026 20:13
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I haven’t had alcohol all year. I’m not even trying to abstain.
08.03.2026 15:57
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Asking more than once is borderline begging. No.
08.03.2026 15:34
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If a text message confuses me, I ignore the thread. I’m not spending time decoding bad grammar.
08.03.2026 15:33
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Spring Fwd!!!!
08.03.2026 13:59
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America should put “Mind Your Business” back on its currency, and start following the instructions printed on it.
08.03.2026 13:04
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Amen to that! Do it and mean it!
08.03.2026 12:40
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These purple Sweet Potatoes are so good. I’m addicted.
08.03.2026 12:39
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Is there anyone you need to apologize to?
08.03.2026 12:38
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I’m so at peace in life with all this Chaos going on in the world.
08.03.2026 12:31
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That Thunder shook my house something crazy last night.
08.03.2026 12:27
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“I kinda like it when you send me Pay!” -Oliva Dean
08.03.2026 02:46
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Iran said, “They gotta go get their HOMEGIRL FOR ME!”
01.03.2026 01:35
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My job stress me out enough. I’ll be damned if I gotta come home stressed.
22.02.2026 05:38
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😭 I said this to myself while dealing with pregnancy insomnia.
21.02.2026 03:32
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I hope MLK jr is Standing at those Pearly Gates asking Jesse, “Now why you had me go outside?”
18.02.2026 01:50
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I hope MLK jr is Standing at those Pearly Gates asking Jesse, “Now why you had me go outside?”
18.02.2026 01:50
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Wow, I have seen a lot of people out here in NOLA.
Laissez les bons temps rouler
15.02.2026 23:09
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