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Cool cool cool

11.03.2026 18:42 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'm gonna need the Mariners to just like, chill bro

10.03.2026 17:21 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I literally farted while reading this

10.03.2026 03:12 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Go Mexico tbh

10.03.2026 00:37 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

don’t forget to destroy your clocks tonight, walk away from your mortgage, just start driving, you’re free

08.03.2026 03:12 👍 17093 🔁 3388 💬 202 📌 119

Well the world is a total shit sandwich but at least Cole Young hit not one but two ding dongs

06.03.2026 23:10 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What a difference 24 hours can make GOMS

06.03.2026 22:39 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
A box score from a Seattle Mariners spring training game in which the Mariners gave up 27 runs, yes 27

A box score from a Seattle Mariners spring training game in which the Mariners gave up 27 runs, yes 27

Me to myself: Spring Training doesn't matter Spring Training doesn't matter Spring Training doesn't matter Spring Training doesn't matter

06.03.2026 00:09 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

It is currently Dumping in Arizona 🍑

24.02.2026 22:32 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That's where I was, I am indeed a dumb dumb

23.02.2026 22:59 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I tried to listen to the game but didn't find it on Seattle Sports, am I a dumb dumb

23.02.2026 22:54 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

in public, the men's hockey team has been supportive of the women's team, going to games, cheering them on, saying they were inspired by the OT golden goal
must be gutting to feel that support and then get first-hand evidence that behind closed doors, when it's just The Boys, they're laughing at you

23.02.2026 16:29 👍 3807 🔁 1103 💬 72 📌 58

I was actually mad that the M's game wasn't on the radio today

23.02.2026 22:52 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You misspelled "men"

23.02.2026 21:23 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I know I know these games don't matter, but like, yes.

22.02.2026 20:45 👍 12 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

More like Mastroslami

21.02.2026 20:44 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

FIRST SPRING DINGER BABYYYYY MICHAEL ARROYOOOOOOO

20.02.2026 20:47 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'm not sure who needs to hear this but the Seattle Mariners play a baseball game today @mariners.com

20.02.2026 17:16 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

More Naylz + Tucker content plz 😭

19.02.2026 16:21 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Hello

19.02.2026 00:38 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hey so the Seattle Mariners are gonna be playing baseball pretty soon and personally I think that's pretty neat

15.02.2026 00:11 👍 33 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Somehow I lost a follower for this take? Fine but I will never apologize for being a hamate bone truther

12.02.2026 00:18 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Protect the Mariners and their hamate bones at all costs

11.02.2026 18:02 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I fully support this

09.02.2026 04:26 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yeah so this is a baseball account but HEY HOW BOUT THEM SEAHAWKS

09.02.2026 04:24 👍 20 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hi @mariners.com I was wondering if you'd like to share any good news here

18.11.2025 04:58 👍 15 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

Glad we are getting Donovan but pretty bummed about losing those 2

02.02.2026 22:46 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Eugenio Suarez wearing a Seattle Mariners uniform

Eugenio Suarez wearing a Seattle Mariners uniform

Forever in our hearts 😭

01.02.2026 23:00 👍 32 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 1

Okay but like how about some big M's news

16.01.2026 17:46 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The Los Angeles Dodgers of Los Angeles are so boring

16.01.2026 05:39 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0