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@jaywallace1

Aspiring Writer. I like Poetry, Vaporwave, Weird Fiction, Weird Movies and Motorcycles. https://www.youtube.com/user/snowcapfilms https://www.tumblr.com/jaywallace1

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"Ebenezer Scrooge: Goes outside
500 Muppets: There goes Mr Asshole! There goes Mr Bitch!"

Reply from autisicspecialeducator:
"We should do this with Jeff Bezos"

Tumblr post from user: vigilantsycamore "Ebenezer Scrooge: Goes outside 500 Muppets: There goes Mr Asshole! There goes Mr Bitch!" Reply from autisicspecialeducator: "We should do this with Jeff Bezos"

Counterpoint: Twitter was essentially this and it drove several billionaires genuinely insane.

10.07.2025 10:17 πŸ‘ 234 πŸ” 59 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 6
RAMBO

RAMBO

The Real Ghostbusters

The Real Ghostbusters

MIB MEN IN BLACK The Animated Series

MIB MEN IN BLACK The Animated Series

Back To The Future 
The Animated Series

Back To The Future The Animated Series

STOP MAKING LIVE ACTION VERSIONS OF CARTOONS AND GO BACK TO MAKING CARTOON VERSIONS OF LIVE ACTION MOVIES

10.03.2026 20:06 πŸ‘ 1266 πŸ” 459 πŸ’¬ 40 πŸ“Œ 33
First Ford Taurus car commercial 1986 - YouTube
First Ford Taurus car commercial 1986 - YouTube "For Us...Taurus!" Watch hundreds of other classic '80s commercials at youtube.com/MrClassicAds1980s

1 - Ford Taurus introduction
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n12lyKTAa50

11.03.2026 12:09 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Leon Redbone - 1982 Budweiser Beer Commercial - YouTube
Leon Redbone - 1982 Budweiser Beer Commercial - YouTube Leon Redbone Stas In This 1982 Budweiser Beer CommmercialPlease Subscribe To The Leon Redbone Youtube Channel To Enjoy All Of His Wonderful Music.

ok here it is my top 5 favorite commercials ever. you'll note none come from me

5 - Budweiser with Leon Redbone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wU6xhLNfnQ4

11.03.2026 12:08 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The publishing industry's lack of confidence in authors and its own ability to create careers for them is pathetic and, in the end, self-defeating.

11.03.2026 11:51 πŸ‘ 288 πŸ” 83 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 5
central tavern cafe, walsenburg, colorado, 1991

central tavern cafe, walsenburg, colorado, 1991

central tavern cafe, walsenburg, colorado, 1991

11.03.2026 04:36 πŸ‘ 122 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1
1999 Toyota Mega Cruiser

1999 Toyota Mega Cruiser

1999 Toyota Mega Cruiser

1999 Toyota Mega Cruiser

1999 Toyota Mega Cruiser

1999 Toyota Mega Cruiser

1999 Toyota Mega Cruiser

1999 Toyota Mega Cruiser

posting because they only made R63 AMG numbers of the civilian version

www.carsensor.net/usedcar/deta...

11.03.2026 04:23 πŸ‘ 54 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 0

hi i’m johnny knoxville and this is stand up paddle boarding the straight of hormuz

11.03.2026 01:20 πŸ‘ 1677 πŸ” 241 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 5
Don't let the cat out of the bag!
Don't let the cat out of the bag! YouTube video by Peter Bogdanovich

Sometimes I think about that technically Peter Bogdanovich's last film was this video of his cats. youtu.be/6_AMofuV_vI?...

11.03.2026 02:43 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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What Was The Volkswagen Golf Harlequin? Special-edition, limited-run vehicles have long been a part of mostΒ automakers’ bag of sales-boosting tricks. Producing a limited number of specially trimmed examples of a given vehicleβ€”unique paint, ...

Thanks to @spindlypete.bsky.social I have fallen down a VW Harlekin πŸ•³οΈ

blog.consumerguide.com/volkswagen-g...

11.03.2026 00:03 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 6

Day 2.

11.03.2026 00:20 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Trees backlit by the sunrise, reflecting off the roof of my car. A streak of white behind the trees near the horizon, fading into orange, then pink and grey-blue.

Trees backlit by the sunrise, reflecting off the roof of my car. A streak of white behind the trees near the horizon, fading into orange, then pink and grey-blue.

Sunrise at work this morning.

11.03.2026 00:19 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Sport, by Kratzwerk 45 track album

seasid3bliss.bandcamp.com/album/--5

11.03.2026 00:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ebert is one of my favs because he's both an intensely old soul curmudgeon hater and also deeply genuine lol.

10.03.2026 18:29 πŸ‘ 55 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Typo describing the new Harry Potter series as the steaming event of the decade, because it's a giant steaming pile of shit

Typo describing the new Harry Potter series as the steaming event of the decade, because it's a giant steaming pile of shit

boy is this typo on the fuckin money here

10.03.2026 22:13 πŸ‘ 108 πŸ” 18 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I’ve got a contraption. :)

10.03.2026 19:38 πŸ‘ 138 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 0

I have a piece coming out soon on the similarities between the data center boom and 19th century railroad booms, and honestly they’ve made it a little too easy and on the nose.

10.03.2026 15:48 πŸ‘ 209 πŸ” 51 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

"Hi, I work for fartboner. Fuck. Fartboner. Fuck. Fartboner. Fuck. I work for Fartbo-"

03.03.2026 17:13 πŸ‘ 744 πŸ” 159 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 1

"stop buying lattes at Starbucks" but its actually the dumbest people you've ever met spending non-trivial amounts of every paycheck gambling.

10.03.2026 17:15 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Leaves of Glass
Leaves of Glass YouTube video by Mike McCalla - Sunset Standup

James Earl Jones reads Leaves of Grass in a 1973 recording. www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtzl...

10.03.2026 17:17 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

you were pokemon going to panopticon dystopia, whether you realized it or not

10.03.2026 22:32 πŸ‘ 620 πŸ” 199 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 3
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WTBS late night commercials, 2/26/1985 part 1 : 197s

10.03.2026 23:00 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
I Made an ENTIRE Newscast from 1989 (w/Commercials)
I Made an ENTIRE Newscast from 1989 (w/Commercials) YouTube video by Andrew Ball

why is there an auteur of 1980s broadcast news reproductions where the guy stars in every role. some of the humour is not my type but holy shit all of these graphics packages and shit are stupid accurate

10.03.2026 12:26 πŸ‘ 78 πŸ” 26 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 1

since SOMEONE is too lazy to do it..

10.03.2026 10:54 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Yesterday I filmed several baby birds walking across a street directly at my camera and asked Bluesky to suggest music

Several dozen folks did

Some even dubbed music over the original clip.

I haven't been able to get this out of my head.

So I give you

A Bluesky exclusive:

Reservoir Ducks

🐣 πŸͺΆ

09.03.2026 03:46 πŸ‘ 2658 πŸ” 961 πŸ’¬ 87 πŸ“Œ 78
An image captured from THE KOWLOON CONNECTION (1979)

An image captured from THE KOWLOON CONNECTION (1979)

THE KOWLOON CONNECTION (1979)

10.03.2026 03:54 πŸ‘ 79 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 2

picturing a guy in a bluegrass band smashing his banjo because they were about to release "Kenfucky"

10.03.2026 02:16 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Ambition, by Power Pools 7 track album

Out now! 6 vaporwave tracks built off of three New Wave samples, plus a full collab bonus track to seal the deal! It was a real pleasure to work with the very talented New Power. Only on #ChildrenofVapor

09.03.2026 14:04 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

If no one else got me i know BIG ASS ROLL OF GAFFER TAPE got me

10.03.2026 01:41 πŸ‘ 60 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
Not a snake, just a weird caecilian with a human body but a big dark purple and long neck with a sparkling look and has antennas

Not a snake, just a weird caecilian with a human body but a big dark purple and long neck with a sparkling look and has antennas

Made a goofy thing #roromimii_ocs

10.03.2026 00:32 πŸ‘ 99 πŸ” 26 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1