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I absolutely hate it here so I won’t be posting because it’s so bad but I’ll keep the account to be official.

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Last year I had a scan on my lungs and they said there was a possibility it was cancer. They wanted to test more.

Today I found out it was not cancer.

So not a bad day.

28.05.2025 22:29 👍 42 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

I cannot respect a party that listens to someone named Catturd. Like I’m sorry, if the Democrats had a huge influencer named Dog Shit, I wouldn’t listen to him either.

27.05.2025 14:46 👍 17 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0
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Stepping away from writing about anything political and focusing more on my weight. Check out my latest video and subscribe for free on my weight loss journey.

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26.05.2025 15:03 👍 16 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It is with sadness to share that Donald Trump has implemented a 230% tariff on sexy so I will not be bringing it back. Yeah.

05.05.2025 18:17 👍 18 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0

Don’t blame me, I voted for the educated woman.

21.04.2025 18:29 👍 23 🔁 3 💬 3 📌 0

I’m rarely on here, but I noticed that I couldn’t message you on Instagram anymore. I had a couple of cards and art pieces. I thought you might be interested in. Hope you’re doing well.

28.03.2025 21:33 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I just smuggled 40 kilos of eggs in the US and now my name is Pablo Eggscobar.

28.01.2025 23:01 👍 33 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

I truly don’t have a social media home anymore.

08.01.2025 23:02 👍 18 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

My dogs are not on Bluesky but they asked me if I could post a statement...

"Fuck your fireworks"- The pups.

31.12.2024 14:46 👍 43 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 0

It is comical that the people who voted for MAGA got played by immigrants who think Americans are dumb and lazy while also getting huge tax breaks.

28.12.2024 15:04 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

December is a month where we celebrate our lord and savior's birthday.

Happy Birthday Taylor Swift.

13.12.2024 17:19 👍 20 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I’m good with that. I’m getting used to it here but glad you are dominating my timeline.

12.12.2024 14:44 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You know that’s peak Jules 2016 humor.

12.12.2024 13:19 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Who should I follow?

11.12.2024 19:06 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 8 📌 0

It’s refreshing to know that when I get murdered the level of excitement the internet will have for it will be based on the hotness of my murderer.

10.12.2024 15:59 👍 17 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Three takeaways from last night…

1. Netflix needs to fix their streaming issues before NFL and WWE

2. Serrano was robbed

3. Jake Paul wouldn’t stand a chance with a top 50 boxer.

16.11.2024 17:01 👍 26 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

I only have done that 5,765,875,765 times.

16.11.2024 03:54 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I’m losing to Netflix Buffering badly in the 8th round.

16.11.2024 03:50 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I hope those cheaper eggs were worth it.

14.11.2024 15:04 👍 58 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

It’s better here, plain and simple. 

13.11.2024 20:10 👍 71 🔁 1 💬 9 📌 0

That makes this place better!

12.11.2024 20:44 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Donald Trump will not be appointing Scott Baio to be a part of admin at NASA since he has not been around stars in over 40 years.

12.11.2024 16:09 👍 98 🔁 9 💬 6 📌 2

I follow you on Twitter. I’m a fan.

12.11.2024 15:59 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Last year I asked how everyone was and got attacked so I haven’t used this thing since. I would like a new landing place so let’s try this again. How is everyone?

12.11.2024 14:33 👍 61 🔁 2 💬 32 📌 0

Hi

09.11.2024 16:37 👍 52 🔁 2 💬 17 📌 0

About a week ago. I’m enjoying being a lurker lol.

09.05.2023 04:12 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0