i saw two operas last year at the met and one was very good and the other was not
i saw two operas last year at the met and one was very good and the other was not
im making avocado toast
I took this photo, many years ago, like a real creep.
I learned to drive at the age of 38, during a brief period when I lived in L.A. I wrote about that, my late sister, Ryan Gosling, and why you should never go to a car dealership alone. The photo is of a cool dude I stalked once.
Give it a read? --> johndevore.substack.com/p/advice-for...
well i am exhausted
Finally made time to read this, and it's superb. Highly recommended.
THREAD: I got laid off from NYMag/Vulture after 14 years. The family lost 75% of income + medical. Now mzs.press bookstore, once a side project. is do-or-die for Judith & I. I feel weird telling you this because others are doing much worse. But if you could like or share this, we'd be so grateful!
I took this photo, many years ago, like a real creep.
I learned to drive at the age of 38, during a brief period when I lived in L.A. I wrote about that, my late sister, Ryan Gosling, and why you should never go to a car dealership alone. The photo is of a cool dude I stalked once.
Give it a read? --> johndevore.substack.com/p/advice-for...
FAKE SPRING DONT BELIEVE IT
Recently, I found myself at a 7-11
inside me there are two toppings
byyeeeee
oh no i think bari weiss and i have the same glasses frames from warby parker
speak into the microphone, squid brain
not so quippy now are we, landman?
βTheater is also irreducible, basically unfilmable and relatively unTikTokable.β β @helenshaw.bsky.social www.nytimes.com/2026/03/08/i...
spring forward to emotional stability
i just found my tickets on a new concert tickeing app and i feel like a genius
new mitski > new harry styles
the bride > del toroβs frankenstein
*bananas sit on counter for weeks*
"I'LL MAKE BANANA BREAD!"
*banana bread sits on counter for weeks*
βbuy the dip!β - don giovanni as heβs dragged to hell
theyβre amazing
I found them for $3 per the other day and I LOADED UP
the only thing thatβs bringing me me any joy are sumo oranges
Agreed
hot take: mars attacks! > bugonia
if youβre going to be with me youβre going to watch pee wees big adventure with me and then rewatch it every few years until im dead
ty and hello
oh wow hey soul sister haaa haaa
Lol
only me huh