You had Joe sitting alone in a chair masturbating while facing the door where his girlfriend had left him to cheat with somebody else, so if making people think of cuckolding wasn’t your intention, it’s kind of remarkable that you reached that point by accident.
I’m still very proud of my ain’t them bodies bodies bodies saints joke, and nobody remembers either of those movies.
Shortly after getting my drivers license in high school, I took the first of what would turn out to be many theater road trips, seeing a production of Hedwig and the Angry Inch in Philadelphia. My friend and I went to some random restaurant and got the best wings I’ve ever had. No idea where it was.
It’s nice that in this era where so many actors are getting super jacked to play superheroes in action movies, Ralph Fiennes got super jacked to wander around eating handfuls of dirt with his dick out in a quiet historical drama about a man who feels war has robbed him of the ability to be human.
Take it from a guy who apparently thinks every Snow White movie is at least pretty good, the new Snow White movie is pretty good! 
sorry man you have only yourself to blame for this
I just watched Mississippi burning the other day, and I think that’s a movie that could do with a remake, but I was reflecting as I watched it that we literally just don’t have a Gene Hackman anymore. Legitimately can’t think of a modern actor who could fill that role.
Vice President Walz could have been in the Capital Center parking lot helping de-ice someone's windshield right this very moment but you dummies had to fuck it all up.
Very happy that Superman suits are finally moving away from this trend.
low-key one of the most insidious dumb guy beliefs of the last few decades to gain widespread purchase has been this notion that demonstrating pro-social behavior in the hope that others would notice and mirror it, one of the fucking building blocks of any kind of society, is somehow ‘fake’.
I have maintained that he is the best of the current crop of wrestlers turned actors, but I have long ago given up any hope of him ever being a normal human.
uhh
*Award shows. Not a word shows. Although I suppose there are word shows that do that also. I haven’t seen any.
This! The Oscars, at their best, serve as an opportunity to spotlight movies that are worth your time to check out! They're (in part) an educational and promotional tool, not just a vindication of your tastes.
Absolutely bizarre response.
Yes it is, because you’re comparing it to the way it used to be. So unless you are claiming that it was easier before…
There are a word shows that base things on how popular the movies are. Complaining about a show that doesn’t because it doesn’t is silly. It’s like me complaining that I can’t get lobster at McDonald’s. A bizarre thing to say as a criticism of a restaurant that doesn’t serve lobster.
I'm playing two chess grandmasters by mail. One as white, the other as black. I just send them each other's moves. They both think I'm a genius. Both invite me to their homes to make love to their wives as they watch from the closet. That's when I secretly charge all my electronics. Free electricity
An altered bluesky DM inbox screencap. There are three messages. The first two from predictably botlike scantily clad ladies, Alice and Sandra. Their messages read Hello my baby & Hello my honey The third is from Michigan J Frog, his cartoon pfp as you'd imagine, tophat in hand. His message reads Hello my ragtime gal.
Wow, what are the odds?!
I got freaking Philomena Cunk, and if I had seen the tweet just an hour before, it would have been the McDuck family, and I would have been GOLDEN.
It’s the fall guy sequel we deserve, he’s trying to sneak into the globes dressed as Tom Ryder so he can solve another mystery..
Trying to figure out if I can successfully build a cult around Home Alone 5…
Barring that, definitely Christmas in Wonderland.
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who is coming to save you?
It’s been nice knowing everybody. I’ve had a good time on this earth since I was born in 1984, just five years before the release of the Belgian techno anthem Pump up the Jam.
I have also been checking out the old episodes in order to find my flow again. I’ve actually got about five recorded, but I want to build up a huge backlog before we officially restart. Although I’m sure the April fool has something planned for me in a couple of months. 😁
Cleopatra lived closer in time to 'yeet' being in the dictionary than to the construction of the Great Pyramid of Giza.
