Did I just hear a Red Dwarf reference in Starfleet Academy ?
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16.01.2026 21:16
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Did I just hear a Red Dwarf reference in Starfleet Academy ?
#startrek #gazpachosoup
£200 to open a file?
I can do that with one right click 😜
Garbled message.
Something something wrong name.
Something something not my address.
Blah blah apparently I get pizza 🤷
You have 1 new voicemail
You have 1 new voicemail
You have 1 new voicemail
You have 1 new voicemail
You have 1 new voicemail
You fill in one form to search conveyancing quotes and your phone immediately lights up with call after call after call after call.
Many many mumbled voicemails.
A text - Apparently they’ve already save me 300 money!
I just want a list of prices I can quietly read and choose from
My review of Freakier Friday: NOT ENOUGH DEVI
There’s not enough said about the role itv has in our country’s listing to the right.
My brain every time I hear “storm of the century”
In my day this were all Carlin, Stella n Worthos…
Oh how times have changed
and I paraphrase our Home Secretary here
“Just because you have a freedom doesn’t mean you have to use it all the time….protest is unbritish”
Nice to hear the Southport taxi driver getting blamed for the attack he didn’t do.
That’s good bbc that is.
Thought it about time to trim my bush.
#beachready
First time working a bank holiday since pulling pints and so far it’s quiet.
Let’s try office equivalent of un-sticking forgotten pint glasses from the bottom shelf and try to reduce my email inbox
HULK SMASH !
So, Ballerinas 1 trick, her usp, special power, is just kicking men in the balls. Seems to work very well in the John Wick universe
Love Green Lantern being a grade a cunt.
Yes to Evil Grove.
Rebooted Monica Geller was ace.
Edi Gathehi was a strange choice for Ross tho
New superman movie is literally the first and only superman movie I’ve enjoyed.
BW was digitally converted then tweeked on iPhone
Original colour:
📷 Bronica ETRS
🎞️ @kodak gold 200
⚗️ @lensfayre
Colour or B&W ?
CMAT wanna be all like…
Big news everyone. Mrs Stutters ended crime in DC yesterday.
No more expensive paid for crime.
Just like their museums, crime is now free
Can I start describing myself as renovation ready?
@deadmint.bsky.social
Playing the old bus depot, Nottingham
Friday 18th July 2025
🤘❤️🤘
The lovely fellas at Lands & Body have only just gone and released another ep using my work for the cover image.
Thanks Andy & Jimmy
www.instagram.com/landsandbody...
❤️🤘❤️
If I’m at work in the office but nobody talks to me am I a lone worker?
Emily in Paris Lidl merch is getting weird.
Piero Manzoni weird
Watching a YouTube on American department store homes.
The prefabricated ones you pick from a catalogue.
We should do that again.
I want to go John Lewis and choose my home.