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@infinitejest

Copywriter. Book lover. Sports keeno. Dog dad. Risen ape. History bore. Culture vulture. Bone-bound island. Has a vague and modest idea of himself as a legendary figure. Kobbie Mainoo FC.

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The neck of cunts like this.

11.03.2026 14:14 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Those shirt-and-tie weaklings *love* a military metaphor too. Dweebs.

11.03.2026 14:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Shabana Mahmood MP ~
@ShabanaMahmood
X.com
I have approved the Metropolitan Police's request to ban the Al Quds march.
I am satisfied doing so is necessary to prevent serious public disorder, due to the scale of the protest and multiple counter-protests, in the context of the ongoing conflict in the Middle East.
Should a stationary demonstration proceed, the police will be able to apply strict conditions.
I expect to see the full force of the law applied to anyone spreading hatred and division instead of exercising their right to peaceful protest.

Shabana Mahmood MP ~ @ShabanaMahmood X.com I have approved the Metropolitan Police's request to ban the Al Quds march. I am satisfied doing so is necessary to prevent serious public disorder, due to the scale of the protest and multiple counter-protests, in the context of the ongoing conflict in the Middle East. Should a stationary demonstration proceed, the police will be able to apply strict conditions. I expect to see the full force of the law applied to anyone spreading hatred and division instead of exercising their right to peaceful protest.

Gentlemen, you can’t protest against the war here! There’s a war going on!

11.03.2026 13:19 πŸ‘ 500 πŸ” 134 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 6

You don't deserve this. Sort it, Sid Lowe.

11.03.2026 14:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm going to call play on there as they're used correctly. Nothing on Jamie Jackson's jazz prose anyway 😷

11.03.2026 14:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Newly graduated Paul - lips stained purple from snakebite and black, legs clad in ripped skinny black jeans - likely shook off his leather jacket and swept his floppy fringe aside to dance ironically to this in 2009 I can tell you that much.

11.03.2026 14:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Domino's is a bit poo. Velvet though! Ace.

11.03.2026 13:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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This album jumped into my head from nowhere this morning. A minor classic imho!

11.03.2026 13:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

So ace.

11.03.2026 13:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Do they prick up their ears???!!! LOL!!!!

11.03.2026 10:53 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I was in a 2 hour briefing today on the Iran War. All the briefings are closed, because Trump can't defend this war in public.

I obviously can't disclose classified info, but you deserve to know how incoherent and incomplete these war plans are.

1/ Here's what I can share:

11.03.2026 01:03 πŸ‘ 16016 πŸ” 6495 πŸ’¬ 455 πŸ“Œ 880

I don't think any party can abolish the monarchy until you get enough traction for that move in the populace. And unfortunately loads still drink the royal Kool-Aid.

10.03.2026 21:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You're right at the moment at least. The monarchy has good PR and that's what keeps them in so many peoples' good graces. Doesn't stop me pushing that position mind!

10.03.2026 17:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Only way to stay sane.

10.03.2026 14:41 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They're a crime family basically, doing everything to protect their grift.

10.03.2026 14:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Selling more ad time.

10.03.2026 13:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

They get mad when people on SNAP want to buy soda

10.03.2026 04:04 πŸ‘ 2191 πŸ” 924 πŸ’¬ 59 πŸ“Œ 80
Preview
Andrew O’Hagan Β· Stay Classy: Mummy’s Favourite The late queen can be held responsible for much, but nobody could accuse her of seeming to enjoy her role. For the...

Pulls zero punches on those entitled and anachronistic frauds we call a monarchy. The best time to abolish them was yesterday - the next best is now.

www.lrb.co.uk/the-paper/v4...

10.03.2026 13:49 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I've an extensive list, it's true. But I'd never ignore reccos from such a cultured man as yourself.

10.03.2026 13:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

They're on my list!

10.03.2026 13:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Ok I'm in.

10.03.2026 13:31 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Shouldn't be assassinating political leaders really, as it's just a spiral. But then, he did start it..

10.03.2026 12:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Hold my own, but no hardman *at all*.

10.03.2026 12:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I genuinely reckon I'm ageing out of drinking tbh. Can barely be arsed with it anymore. Makes me feel like shit haha.

10.03.2026 11:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ™Œ

10.03.2026 11:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This isn't to say I was (or am) Muhammad I'm Hard Bruce Lee or anything haha. Just bolshy as fuck.

10.03.2026 11:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Fear and shame for this cat I would say haha.

10.03.2026 11:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm generally very placid these days. Just a bolshy twat before at times, especially when pissed haha.

10.03.2026 11:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm far better than I used to be but I had a filthy short temper growing up. It's a function of the house I grew up in to put it bluntly. I have to still work on my angry reactions to things like, even if it's directed more at myself than anything else these days haha.

10.03.2026 11:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Been watching Deutschland 83 (ace) and stumbled across this Cold War-tastic album (ace). I now submit it to you all (ace) for your enjoyment. Bye!

10.03.2026 11:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0