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Fuck Grok

19.02.2026 17:08 👍 3865 🔁 771 💬 67 📌 9

roses are red
violets are blue
tom homan’s a bitch
greg bovino, too

15.02.2026 01:47 👍 4517 🔁 628 💬 70 📌 13
Thirsty Star Trek The Original Series scene. Ol' pointy ear Spock is "piloting a shuttlecraft" if you know what I mean.  He's looking up and concentrating hard. Closed caption reads, "The area of penetration will no doubt be sensitive."

Thirsty Star Trek The Original Series scene. Ol' pointy ear Spock is "piloting a shuttlecraft" if you know what I mean. He's looking up and concentrating hard. Closed caption reads, "The area of penetration will no doubt be sensitive."

#HappyValentinesDay

15.02.2026 03:37 👍 2300 🔁 492 💬 27 📌 23

Hell yeah dude

15.02.2026 04:01 👍 1630 🔁 130 💬 19 📌 2
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@jamieloftus.bsky.social will you be my valentine?

14.02.2026 19:11 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The Big Lots Concentration Camp sure is something

05.02.2026 19:01 👍 25 🔁 8 💬 0 📌 0
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Well my name's Kamala
And I'm here to say
That I'm down with the kids
In a major way!

05.02.2026 19:26 👍 453 🔁 26 💬 25 📌 7

The pivot to video is a tax on women's time and dignity, I will die on this hill.

05.02.2026 19:46 👍 3886 🔁 596 💬 80 📌 0
Holy f*cking sh*t, it's a dinosaur 10 hours
Holy f*cking sh*t, it's a dinosaur 10 hours YouTube video by 10HoursMovies

@milesofgray.bsky.social Could a fellow recently 40 year old Millennial unc like myself get those Discord details?

As a bribe here is the best version of the Jurassic Park theme, aside from your vocals, of course 🤝🏽

youtu.be/sckNLh1SMOY?...

05.02.2026 19:33 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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A Day for Gaza Today, The Nation is turning over its website exclusively to stories from Gaza and its people. This is why.

Media coverage of Gaza has plummeted. So today on @thenation.com, we're doing something pretty special: we're only running pieces by people in and from Gaza.

We're calling it "A Day for Gaza." You can find links to all of the incredible pieces here. Please read! www.thenation.com/article/worl...

03.02.2026 14:54 👍 4752 🔁 2570 💬 41 📌 31

This is a great example of what Marx called "the vampire thirst for the living blood of labour."

03.02.2026 17:46 👍 2364 🔁 593 💬 70 📌 10
03.02.2026 18:22 👍 6706 🔁 1680 💬 78 📌 21
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Donate to Standing with Maria and Her Family, organized by Florence Hurita My name is Florence and I am reaching out for your help to support a SEIU Local 503… Florence Hurita needs your support for Standing with Maria and Her Family

ICE stalked an elderly woman who works in homecare for her grandchildren on her way to pay her rent. They stopped her, broke her car window, and roughed her up enough to cause a concussion, bruised ribs, and a torn rotator cuff. Then found her passport in her purse and fled. gofund.me/b7afaa65e

01.02.2026 18:50 👍 227 🔁 123 💬 2 📌 9

There was a reason my parents told me “Focus on school for now” when I hit my teens.

I was never a beautiful girl, and I was never in movies that sexualized me in in any way. But it didn’t matter. It was about access. I still got harassed.

The 2000s were a bleak, bleak time for young girls.

01.02.2026 19:04 👍 3212 🔁 371 💬 46 📌 0

male incompetence epidemic

26.01.2026 03:23 👍 51 🔁 10 💬 2 📌 0

never thought i’d see the strib sharing articles on how to tell apart the types of chemical warfare used by the federal government against civilians but here we are

26.01.2026 20:15 👍 230 🔁 63 💬 7 📌 0

Voting NO on the DHS funding bill is the bare minimum.

Backing Kristi Noem’s impeachment is the bare minimum.

Holding law-breaking ICE agents legally accountable is the bare minimum.

ICE is beyond reform. Abolish it.

25.01.2026 21:59 👍 41791 🔁 10723 💬 727 📌 327
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We’re airing a new campaign ad, starting tomorrow.

Here it is:

25.01.2026 23:08 👍 27517 🔁 6466 💬 468 📌 219

one of the reasons everybody hates late arrivals from the right or even the center is they're all weepy little idiots who want to be coddled and forgiven and make it everybody else's problem. shut up, figure out how to help fix what you broke, and stop writing thinkpieces

26.01.2026 18:05 👍 3774 🔁 785 💬 56 📌 55
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Abolish ICE is not enough.

Stern words for Greg Bovino or Kristi Noem is not enough.

We need prosecutions and trials.

Anything short of this position fails to address the gravity of this moment.

26.01.2026 18:10 👍 32035 🔁 8777 💬 871 📌 470

@milesofgray.bsky.social hey, so that Discord invite still a thing? I keep forgetting to ask.

Also, at this point, I think President Meatwad would be our best bet.

23.01.2026 22:08 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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@andrewti.bsky.social One day, God willing, you'll thoroughly enjoy this deep cut of a meme. @tawnynewsome.bsky.social

17.01.2026 08:48 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

@pallavi.bsky.social Oofos! they are great for plantar fasciitis. You can start with the flip-flops and then work your way up to the goofy ass looking shoes.

Or go to a local running shoe store and get a bra fitting for your feet.

Good luck!

16.01.2026 22:25 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hey Chief, sit down.

03.01.2026 23:47 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Proud Lad

03.01.2026 23:42 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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@dailyzeitgeist.bsky.social @milesofgray.bsky.social @jackob1.bsky.social 👎🏽

30.12.2025 21:56 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Stephen Miller • @St... • 13m Ø
Watched the Dean Martin and Frank Sinatra Family Christmas with my kids.
Imagine watching that and thinking America needed infinity migrants from the third world.

Stephen Miller • @St... • 13m Ø Watched the Dean Martin and Frank Sinatra Family Christmas with my kids. Imagine watching that and thinking America needed infinity migrants from the third world.

Dean Martin, born Dino Paul Crocetti, son of Italian immigrant Gaetano Crocetti

Frank Sinatra, son of Italian immigrants Antonino Sinatra and Natalina Garavanta

Merry Christmas to everyone except Stephen Miller and his enablers and handlers

26.12.2025 18:49 👍 24606 🔁 5858 💬 1177 📌 534

Everyone who said Kat was an unserious candidate was wrong

20.11.2025 21:53 👍 777 🔁 73 💬 11 📌 4

You can read about the guy who started it. Total loser. Too bad too because they are in top searches for anything GPU related

14.11.2025 23:59 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

i think the main thing a lot of you “the economy is better than it’s ever been” types are failing to grasp is that it really—and i mean REALLY—makes it look like you don’t give a shit about poor people.

09.11.2025 19:54 👍 996 🔁 170 💬 32 📌 14