Fish 💜

“Wait a moment please”
(2024)

I’d like to report a robbery in progress 😭

No Kings includes Draft Kings

heads up to the american news media: I do not care what racists thought of the super bowl halftime show

how beautiful our country is when we celebrate all the cultures that make it so 🩷

Dog Star by Megan Shepherd 🥲 It’s written from the perspective of Laika

Also I really need to learn NOT to finish books during work. Last time I did this was when I read a middle grade novel about the Russian space program where I learned Laika DIED IN SPACE, I was useless the rest of the day #booksky

I just finished Blood Over Bright Haven by ML Wang and I am literally shaking. How am I supposed to go back to work?? I will never be the same 🪐📚💙

Always gotta sit up straighter and listen harder when I hear the unmistakable sound of a drum line and/or Dr. Beat in the distance

Me playing Ghost of Tsushima: if anything happens to Yuriko I will kill everyone in this game and then myself
Husband: oh boy

i am FINALLY not nauseous

OR you've been stalking a target for three days straight, and you're trying to blend into the crowd to follow them, but everyone is like "EUGH WHAT SMELLS SO BAD" and IT'S YOU

Imagine: you're in the vents of a hideout, waiting for your chance, and a rat happens to bump into a cardboard box, sending a guard into a panic. He sounds the alarm and the whole building goes on lockdown, and you didn't even do anything.

@rockstargames.com hear me out: open world stealth game where light & sound matter, with interactive environments, NPCs with personalities (paranoid newbie who investigates everything to burnt out "not paid enough to look in the vents") WITH A ROCKSTAR STORY

He says he “finds it more fulfilling” after doing “actual work outside” 😭

Book cover image from “The Hymn to Dionysus” by Natasha Pulley. Simple illustrated grape leaves grow vertically up the sides while in the center, a temple burns.

I think I worship Dionysus now. This book was SO. GOOD. 📚💙 #booksky

Sellotape
(2020)

I got my husband to try Stardew Valley again! He played for a couple hours and then went outside ??? to work on the real life garden ?????

will i ever not be nauseous

Hubs and I always played video games occasionally but I’ve gotten super into them about a month ago, and I think I’ve finally infected him 😂 He’s watching YouTube videos on video game news

Capybara
(2023)

Post the first video game you remember playing.

The game that started it all for me ❤️

There should be two feeds: the fun feed, and the feed that addresses the horror of our current reality

like I'm stoned at the airport yk? I need to fucken breathe for a sec

JOSIAH TRELAWNY 😂😂😂

Yeah that’s what I found when I looked it up, thus my comparison to gif, which I also pronounce with a hard G 😂

Me listening to James by Percival Everett: IT’S PRONOUNCED GIBBOUS?!?

Me after looking it up: IT’S LIKE GIF??

📚💙 #booksky #writingcommunity

WHATEVER THEY'RE PAYING THE ASSASSIN'S CREED SOCIAL MEDIA MANAGER ITS NOT ENOUGH

Because everyone hates Ubisoft. it is a super fun game though, and everyone else’s loss if they don’t want to play it lol

I saw an article about how hard Meta tried to squash this so I was kind of pleased to see I was 494th in line for it at the library

Ngl, a little proud of the Assassins Creed socials team for their recent X clapbacks. And Shadows is a fun game, I will not be hearing any arguments. #videogames #gaming