You fuckwits couldn’t even organise a rehearsal for the D-Day landing without killing your own people. I wouldn’t trust you to not piss on your own shoes let alone take precautions when bombing the living fuck out of another country.

Such a cavalcade of evil freaks and hopeless halfwits. Those of us in the rest of the world are amazed at the remorseless shittiness you’ve managed to muster there. Unbelievable dross. It’s really quite special.

What a completely poncey way to hold a dart. Fantastic work.

Never let up. Rogan and all those sultana-balled clowns from the “manosphere” are in no small part directly responsible for this hideous festival of clownshoes. Ignorant cunts.

You shouldn’t have done this. What will undo Trump is when the ignorant fucks who follow him are finally bored of the silly old cunt. Let them eat the full bloated mess. Over and over again.

Not a day goes by where I don’t have to remind myself that this is real. Who could be so hateful and stupid as to look past the remorseless *shittiness* of Trump?

I left that post thinking nothing but that the warning is against the lure of the edgelord; that “4chan dark web” style disgusto-posting will be the only cool left to youth culture.

Sure, fuck all that social media shit off all you like, you’re not squeezing that acne cream back in the tube.

Time for countries of the World Cup to pull out.

Trump is a morally defective fuckwitted Facebook grandpa who’s just winging it as he heads toward his hoped-for Yuppie nirvana where it’s always 1985 and the p*ssy doesn’t know you’re really bankrupt. Vance *knows* what he is doing. He’s actually malignant.

Die motherfucker.

It’s a disgraceful admixture of incompetence and design to behave in an unpredictable and destabilising - and cartoonishly evil - way. Harder to fight back against an erratic prick.

Confabulation is a big part of frontotemporal dementia.

interesting! here's a video i took yesterday of federal agents ramming community members with their car

@luhmann@hachyderm.io on Mastodon: So when Trump decides to go get Greenland he’s just going to fly in and kidnap our prime minister. Great. You have a unscrupulous and clinically insane idiot elected as your president and he wants to own the world. I have absolutely no trust in any of you Americans whether you are pronounced MAGA or if you “didn’t vote for the guy”: Your elected president is a megalomaniac dictator and it’s your fucking responsibility to stop him. Jan 03, 2026, 04:15 AM

Danish guy gets it

Albo waiting for facts before the Australian government passes judgment on US aggression.

Here’s a fact to kick off with: Venezuela has 17.3 TRILLION dollars worth of oil.

Here’s another: Trump is a shameless thief.

Live life til you’re fullest.

It is more than a bit shit. The average Australian will feel very much like this sort of thing should never happen here and that the people responsible and those like them are not welcome here. The worst sorts of fears and suspicions get vindicated at a time like this. And we don’t need that.

The walls will also keep you in.

Sure, but it gets hot underneath Trump’s nutsack.

Good health.

And may it be yours.

Here’s proof of the theory. Shit performative Christian. Neither brave nor tough. A scoundrel. Pissweak.

Here’s my theory about tatts, as a tattooed person: a tattoo is so often an outward manifestation of an inner desire it can work as a sign of a failing. Want to be a better dad? Get your kid’s photo inked in. Finding Christianity a bit difficult? A gnarly cross will do. Shit son? Mom in a heart.

She made more of a mess with Musk than she did with her keyboard.

All the better to wedge up between the arsecheeks of his masters.

Weirdly specific punishment choice.

When they lose the brave, they enter the self-defeating self-referentialism of “I must be right. I’m rich.”

Better think of your future.

That’s the dream. And right after they appear in your lounge room and are taken aback at the book collection, astonished that one man could read so deeply and evince such complexity and taste.

A policewoman once tried to make me recross a street she had busted me jaywalking on, to go back and do it properly. I suspect she just automatically slipped into cranky mum mode and I was a recalcitrant toddler. When I laughed out loud and said “I’m not doing that,” she redefined flustered.